Just another random drabble. I don't own Bleach. Tite Kubo-sama does.

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A Stupid Day To Kiss

Ichigo stepped jokingly out into the asian sunshine, and admired Rukia's leg. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a pointless sight."

Rukia climbed off the Shinigami and walked merrily across the grass to greet her lover. Ichigo patted Rukia on the arm and then tried to kiss her quietly, but without success.

"That's all right," Rukia said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not idiotic," Ichigo. "Not as idiotic as the time we kissed in his/her gigai."

Rukia nodded psychotically. "We were signifigant back in those days."

"Our hairs were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Ichigo said. "Everything seems weird and screwed when you're young."

"Of course," Rukia said. "But now we're ancient, we can still have fun. If we go about it stupidly."

"Stupidly?" Ichigo said . "But how?"

"With this," Rukia said and held out a spiritual Soul Slayer. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to kiss."

Ichigo swallowed the Soul Slayer at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kiss stupidly. They kissed like the shock Bleach fans felt when they heard Byakuya's singing. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

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A/N: I got this from this Drabble-Matic. It's like Mad-Libs. Most credit goes to them. Just ask me for the link. It's totally genius. And fun.