Author's Note: Vaguely a crossover with Twilight; sparkly vampires amuse me. This story is inspired by Halrloprillalar's fanfic Momoshiro's Guide to Teen Romance, in which Momo had "been daydreaming about saving Kaidoh from a nest of vampires."
Momo Saves Kaidou From a Nest of Vampires
The vampires sparkled menacingly in the sunlight. Momo didn't know what to do. He had no garlic, no crucifix and none of the other vampire-hunting paraphernalia he'd seen in movies. There was only one thing for it and that was to run.
"Let's get out of here!" he shouted to Kaidou Kaoru, his rival and covert crush.
Kaidou didn't seem so keen to leave. In an uncharacteristically dreamy voice that Momo had never heard him use before, he said "But they're so sparkly!"
Momo glanced over at the vampires. They looked as if they'd been at his sister's body glitter. For some reason they were just standing about and not moving; probably too busy admiring themselves. At any moment they might swoop and drain him of blood in one luminescent bite.
"For fuck's sake, Mamushi! Move it!" Momo grabbed Kaidou's arm and ran, dragging the other boy with him.
When they were safely back outside Momo's house, Kaidou announced that he hated Momo and would much rather have stayed with the pretty vampires. He stormed off hissing.
Momo resolved never again to daydream about saving Kaidou from a nest of vampires. The fantasy didn't come anywhere near the reality.