A/N: This was just a little 'fic thing I wrote for my friends birthday. Kinda random nonsense, and won't make much sense, really. So, you have been warned.

"Why are we doing this again?" An impatient vampire growled, glaring at a grinning ear-to-ear Destiny.
"Because I told you to. Now be a good little vampire and do it, and I'll uh...I don't know what I'll do for you. Just do it." Destiny said in a cheerful tone.
"Alright, FINE." Remilia said, reluctantly.

"Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, dear Tio,
Happy birthday to you." The vampire sisters and a somewhat confused maid sang, with a great amount of fairy maids behind them.

"Happy birthday, Tio." Sakuya said, stepping forward and putting a present on a table.
"Happy birthday, Tio!" Flandre squealed, laying a gift down on the same table as Sakuya's.
"Happy birthday, Trio." Remilia said, annoyance in her voice.
"It's Tio!" Destiny snapped at her.
"Whatever. Happy birthday Kio." "Tio."
"I have an idea."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. Happy birthday, idiot I don't care about." She said, also putting a present on the table, next to Flandre's and Sakuya's gifts.
"Remilia..."