Just another random drabble. I don't own Bleach. Tite Kubo-sama does.

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The Chappy Princess

Ichigo was walking through a spiritual meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an asian little Chappy lying under a tree.

Ichigo skipped over to see the dear thing and was idiotic to find that she was hurt! A Soul Slayer had pierced her screwed little arm and she whimpered psychotically with the pain.

"My ancient little friend," Ichigo said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Soul Slayer, as stupidly as he could. The Chappy cried out and Ichigo's heart ached, like the shock Bleach fans felt when they heard Byakuya's singing. "You'll be all right," Ichigo whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Rukia and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Rukia up in his arms, Ichigo carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Ichigo nursed Rukia, cleaning her arm and feeding her Shinigami-brand Chappy chow.

On the eighth night, Rukia climbed into bed with Ichigo. She burrowed under the covers and merrily kissed Ichigo's leg. It made Ichigo giggle and he cuddled close to Rukia, stroking her hair and singing quietly to her.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Ichigo hurried home so he could curl up with Rukia. It gave him a signifigant feeling whenever Rukia kissed his leg.

Then one night, Rukia looked up at Ichigo and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a pointless princess."

Ichigo screamed jokingly, he was so surprised. How could a Chappy talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Rukia said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Ichigo said and kissed Rukia on her hair. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a pointless princess! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Princess Rukia," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Ichigo said.

"See?" Rukia said and showed Ichigo the scar from the Soul Slayer on her arm. Then she kissed Ichigo and they tumbled in his/her gigai and did a lot of very weird things, some of them involving a stupid Hollow.

"I love you," Rukia said when they were done. Ichigo clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Rukia had stashed away.

And if Rukia didn't know about Ichigo's visits to the Chappy sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.

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A/N: I got this from this Drabble-Matic. It's like Mad-Libs. Most credit goes to them. Just ask me for the link. It's totally genius. And fun.