Invader Zim: lies to be told

by SkylarLovesYou901

Zim has created a robot that will destroy all life on Earth as we know it. He soon finds out he is missing a chip and that his robot won't work without it. But when Zim learns the only pleas on in the entire universe who has this chip was Tak, Zim must figure out a clever plan to get the chip without her noticing.

""OH NOOO! MIMI! WERE CRASH LANDING! DO SOMETHING, QUICK! WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME! Tak said, panicking. But the only thing her SIR unit did was to self destruct. Tak shut her eyes and before she knew it, her ship hit the water like a brick. Tak was delighted, as she thought that the ship would float right to the top. But instead, it sunk. Very deep into the water. The water pressure even broke the glass. Tak had no choice but to swim out of her safe, comfortable ship. She had to learn the hard way that she CANNOT breathe in water. And if that wasn't enough, the water was burning her. She screamed in pain, only, of course, nothing came out. Tak had to try and swim to the top. Surprisingly, she made it to shore. Finally. Air. She thought. She then started crawling towards the creepy, dark forest. Her hands started trembling and her vision got blurry. She was sick. She was cold. She wanted to go home. Hot tears filled her beautiful, dreamy purple eyes. She thought about what horrible things might happen to her if somebody found her. Before she knew it, the heat and lull of the forest had sent her to a very deep sleep.

WITH ZIM

"Yes! I have finally done it! I'm finally going to destroy this, sad, filthy, rock!" Exclaimed Zim, who seemed to be tinkering with what looked like a giant robot.

"YOU SMELL LIKE A MONKEH!" Squealed GIR, who was doing a handstand.

Zim climbed down the 30 meter ladder, for that was apparently how tall the robot was. He pulled out a remote control. " with this, I should be able to control the robot from a very far distance! It will be like a video game!" Zim's eyes then glowed with excitement. "Now, he said, rather seriously. "Doom will rise upon this filthy planet, as I press this mighty red button!"

"ooooooooh, said GIR. "I like cupcakes!"

"And I don't like you." Everything then went in slow motion, as Zim pressed the red button... And nothing happens.

he tried again, and nothing happened.

Zim then pressed the button frantically. "UGH! WHY DOESNT THIS THING WORK!? I REPLACED ITS BATTERIES YESTERDAY!" Zim said, throwing the remote carelessly behind him.

You're missing something" Zim's computer chimed in. You're missing a chip. Without this chip, the robot won't work."

"What! HOW DARE YOU TELL ZIM STUFF I ALREADY KNOW!"

"And... Did you know that?"

"of course I-! Ugh. Me being mad won't get us this chip. Computer! Where can we find this.. Um.. CHIP OF DOOM?"

Well, The tallest seem to have a whole room full with them."

"NO! The best thing the tallest can give me is a rotten tuna sandwich! Try someone else!"

Well...the only person in the whole universe other than the tallest who has this chip is..." The computer coughed.

"WHO IS THIS FILTHY PERSON?! And..why is my computer... Coughing?"

"The only person who has it is... Tak.

"WHAT!? TAK! NO! I WONT EVEN CONSIDER IT!" Zim then looked back at his mighty, 30-meter long robot. Fine, I'll do it.. But for the sake of the mission! Zim said sharply. "Where is she?"

"well, her ship just crash landed in a dark rainforest. And if you don't hurry, she might make a tasty meal for a grizzly bear or something. But in anyway, she probably won't give you the chip with such ease."

"oh well, I got a plan." Zim said, narrowing his eyes.