Just another random drabble. I don't own Bleach. Tite Kubo-sama does.

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A Weird Occurrence

Ichigo paced up and down, jiggling his hair. His very good friend, Mary Sue Soul Slayer, had arranged to meet him here in his/her gigai. "I have something stupid to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Soul Slayer was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Ichigo expected to see her bounce up, her idiotic hair streaming behind her and her screwed eyes aglow.

Ichigo heard footsteps, but they seemed rather pointless for a delicate and ancient girl like Mary Sue Soul Slayer, whose tread was spiritual. He turned around and found Rukia staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Rukia said quietly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Ichigo had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so psychotically. "Mary Sue Soul Slayer asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Rukia, his arm began to throb jokingly.

"Oh," Rukia said, stupidly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Ichigo said and caught Rukia by her leg. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Rukia said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like the shock Bleach fans felt when they heard Byakuya's singing.

From behind a Shinigami, Mary Sue Soul Slayer watched with an asian light in her signifigant eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Ichigo/Rukia". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the Chappy from extinction.

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A/N: I got this from this Drabble-Matic. It's like Mad-Libs. Most credit goes to them. Just ask me for the link. It's totally genius. And fun.