Just another random drabble. I don't own Bleach. Tite Kubo-sama does.

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The Miracle Of The Chappy

Ichigo hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like the shock Bleach fans felt when they heard Byakuya's singing. He loathed it.

Every December, Ichigo would feel himself getting all ancient inside. He refused to put up a Christmas Hollow, he snapped at anyone pointless enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Ichigo had to go to the mall to buy an idiotic Shinigami. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing stupidly around and so much Christmas music blaring jokingly, he thought his arm would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an asian woman collecting for charity. Ichigo never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the asian woman dropped his bells and ran in his/her gigai. There was a screwed Chappy right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the asian woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Ichigo rushed out and merrily pushed them both out of the way. There was a spiritual bang and then everything went dark.

When Ichigo woke up, he was in a signifigant room. There was a Christmas Hollow in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Ichigo's leg hurt. A lot.

The asian woman came into the room. "I'm so stupid!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Rukia. You saved me from the truck. But your leg is broken."

Ichigo hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas Hollow up and his leg was broken, he felt quite weird, especially when he looked at Rukia.

"Your leg must hurt quietly," Rukia said. "I think this will help." And she kissed Ichigo several times.

Now Ichigo felt very weird indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Rukia. "I love you," he said, and kissed Rukia psychotically.

"I love you too," said Rukia. Just then, the Chappy ran into the room and nuzzled Ichigo's hair. "I brought him home with us," Rukia said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Ichigo said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

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A/N: I got this from this Drabble-Matic. It's like Mad-Libs. Most credit goes to them. Just ask me for the link. It's totally genius. And fun.