Author's Note: Hello! I'm sorry that I'm uploading another ongoing fic... I just had the urge to create this. Ever heard of the manga Shiro Ari? I was inspired by it. But! This is nowhere near the plot of that manga, as this is my own take on the Crossover tale of Snow White and Alice in Wonderland. I was amused by the fact that in Shiro Ari Drama CD, Snow White is voiced by Kugimiya(Kagura) and Alice is voiced by Suzumura(Okita Sougo). I loved it! The series is tototally recommended. Okikagu fans(especially) will rejoice in it.

Disclaimer: Gintama, Snow White and Alice in Wonderland as well as the characters belong to their respective owners. I only own the plot of this fic!

Oh yeah. Might I remind the readers, this is not exactly a Crossover where characters from other series appears. It's more of like a parody. Hope you enjoy! :D

The Bloodlust: Snow White x Alice in Wonderland

Summary: These two Tales can never be more horrifying and interesting, with Kagura as Snow White and Alice as Okita Sougo. Moreover, the white rabbit is...? (My own take on the tale of Snow White x Alice in Wonderland) Mixed Romance/Humor/Parody.

Chapter 1: Snow White And The Charming Well

Once upon a time in an isolated era, there lived a young beautiful girl with a skin as pale as the snow, eyes as blue as the clear sky, hair as vibrant as the orange sunset and lips as perfect as though it was painted to fit the shape of her face. She was the girl called 'Snow White' in her village. A popular, average young girl who lived a perfectly normal life. Well actually, maybe not. She wasn't really your average girl. And she had a proper name, which was...

"Kaguraaa! Did you eat my cake?! Gin-san was saving it for this moment, ya know! Where is it?"

"Ah. That was yours? There was no name tag so I ate it."

"Who's in their right mind would put name tag on a food?!"

"Then it doesn't belong to anyone. Don't be so thrifty Gin-chan! You haven't even given me allowance yet, yes?" Kagura snorted as she continued watching her favorite pinko drama on TV.

"That ain't excuse! Go buy me some strawberry milk right now. I'll forgive you this time, now go and be quick."

Kagura ignored the older man's order which made him ruffle his hair in an even more mess. This man was called Sakata Gintoki. He was Kagura's temporary guardian since her father had to work somewhere far. But as he took care of this girl along the way, he sometimes felt his sanity drifting away. Maybe his death would be that of a brainloss. Gintoki picked his nose and grabbed hold of the newspaper resting on a table, like heck would he die such a pitiful death!

"! Ouch?!" Gintoki smacked the back of Kagura's head, using a rolled newspaper.

"Go and buy me strawberry milk! Here is the allowance, tch. Go buy your favorite snack too."

"Gin-chan! Yahooooiii!"

Forgetting what Gintoki did to her, Kagura jumped happily as she took the coins from her second Papi, who had a natural perm hair and was destined to go bald some day, by the way.

"Who's going to be bald?! Don't make up tragic stories like that! Tragic stories like that only suit your one and only bald Papi, okay?!"

"Anyone who becomes my Papi goes bald."

"I'm not your Papi! And what?! So now it's like some curse? Did your Papi go bald because of your cur-?!"

Kagura didn't wait for Gintoki to finish his rantings, she quickly set off for the door and in a blink of an eye, she was gone.

Edo was unusually quiet that day. Normally there would be at least more than ten civilians roaming and chattering around the streets. But today was different. Apart from herself and the two lovebirds openly flirting in front of some old shop, there were no others around outside. Kagura somehow felt weird but decided to ignore the rising anxiety within her. As she walked further, silently praising herself for remaining calm and collected like adults she supposed would do, something caught Kagura's attention. At the corner of her eyes, she thought she saw an old well by the end of some dark alley she passed by. The orange-haired girl raised a brow and hesitantly stopped on her tracks.

What in the world is that well doing there, huh?

Kagura had a high curiosity. But Gin-chan had always warned her that curiosity killed the rabbits. With a bit of self-control she could gather, Kagura turned her head away from the charming well. Yes it was charming. She now felt weirder second after second. The girl resumed on walking, feeling her steps getting heavier as she got close to her destination.

Finally, after buying the strawberry milk and her pack of sukonbu, Kagura grinned to herself excited to go home already. Nevermind the pinko drama she couldn't finish. She'd just rewatch it later through Shinpachi's IPad. Damn that good-for-nothing-glasses, obtaining some awesome stuff all for himself.

Hey there beautiful girl.

Kagura jerked her head to where she thought she heard a voice. Yet there was no sign of anyone who could have called out to her. The pale girl shook her head, she was hungry, yes that was it. She ought to go home faster, her beloved Sadaharu was also waiting for her return. As quick as she could, Kagura picked up her pace without trying to look like she was in a hurry. Beads of sweat dropped down from her forehead letting her know that she'd been agitated as she continued to walk.

Hey come here. It's going to be fun, Snow White.

She immediately paused, her eyes now as wide as saucers. She was indeed known as 'Snow White' in Kabuki village but no one had ever, ever called her as tempting as that one did. And so tempting as it was, Kagura gave in to her stupid curiosity and she followed the voice she was hearing. Sooner enough, she realized it was a voice echoing inside her head. She did not own it. For the voice was that of a male, and a deep one at that. Not more than five minutes, Kagura was brought in front of the charming well she saw earlier.

"W-why am I led here, huh?" Kagura blurted out, unable to hide her confusion as she gripped the pack of sukonbu, forgetting the existence of the poor strawberry milk in the plastic.

"Look. Whoever you are, and however you are invading my mind, I don't blame you for falling for my charm. But I can't have a boyfriend yet, yes? Let alone someone who tries to win me using this rather charming well."

Don't worry. You came here because you were destined to come here. I merely became a guide for you. Now do not be scared, and jump inside this well.

...

"Eh?" The girl now had a dead-fish eyes like one certain natural permed guy. She just wasn't convinced right now why in the world she was being told to jump inside that well, as though indirectly telling her to commit a suicide right there and then. That was not a funny joke. Sure she hadn't had the best life in the world but she was happy as she was. With Gintoki as her second Papi, Shinpachi as the good-for-nothing-glasses friend, Otae his sister who was like an elder sister figure to Kagura. And then there were particularly few others who she didn't mind crossing paths every now and then. Yep. Her life couldn't be the best after her Mami died, her Papi got busier and her idiot brother left her all by herself. But right now, she had new profound brilliant life.

So...

"No."

Hmm? What do you mean no? Snow White.

"I meant to answer your unbelievable command, yes?"

Oh... Well that's sad... That I'd have to use force for you to come with me.

"What?! Eh, wait, I don't want to-!"

With a brute force, stronger than she ever was, Kagura's body was pushed forward into the well. She had grabbed the other side of the round well though, so now she was literally above it, facing down with her feet and arms holding out tightly to the round edges. The well was small, just enough size to fit her in if she were to fall.

Come on. Now. Don't be so stiff. And. Just drop already!

"Stooop! I'm going to kick your ass, show yourself you coward poop!"

I'm not a poop! Now that's it!

One last strong push and Kagura was now down inside the well for good. Screams of the young girl vanished into thin air as the voice clasped its invicible hands.

Now all is gotta be settled. As much as I was indeed charmed by you, I'm afraid you have a different fate waiting for you.

Time to start a game and meet your prince, Snow White.

Yey! I'm quite pleased with this. I don't have a beta-reader, I hope I did good. Thank you for reading! Reviews are greatly appreciated. More character reveals will come later. :D