Disclaimer: I am no JK so I therefore of no rights over her property such a shame, such a shame.
The Correct Way to Put on Pants by Mr. Sirius Black
Lily reached the door which opened to reveal the room occupied by the Marauders, she rasped three times loudly on the door.
"Don't come in!" Sirius sung out in a sing song voice "We're naked!" Rolling her eyes, Lily kicked the door open and walked in.
"James! Something's hap- OH GOD! AHHH" Lily yelled as she tripped over someone's toy quaffle and landed on the floor, refusing to get up and covering her eyes with her arms.
"I warned you," Sirius said simply as he put his pants on. It was then that James decided to make his appearance from the bathroom before stopping dead once entering the room, looking between Lily hiding her face on the floor and Sirius having difficulty putting his pants on. He couldn't help himself, he burst out laughing.
"Shut up! Shut Up! SHUT UP!" Lily cried into the floor, "Sirius, bloody hell, hurry up!"
"Well excuse me Miss Evans, it's a very difficult task. First of all you need to make sure that the item of clothing you pulled out is a pair of pants, not in fact, a sweater. Then you have the hard task of putting your legs through the right holes so as you don't end up putting your pants on back to front and wondering why everyone is pointing at you with a different face than they usually do-" he gave James a dirty look "Then when you have to pull them up you're wondering if these are in fact the pants that fit you or if they were the one's your Aunty Nikki gave you last year that make your bum look big and then, the difficult task of pulling the zipper up so it doesn't get caught on-"
"ARRGGH not LISTENING LA LA LA LA LA" Lily sung until she snuck a glance at James who gave the okay sign for her to look up.
A/N: This is a little extract from my fanfic 'Football, Quidditch, Hairspray'. If you liked this portion which I made into a one shot to aid in some comic relief, I suggest you go and check it out :D (Cross promotion! It works!)
Moonlight Honeysuckle xo