"MALFOY! You're going to go down in history as the man who killed Hermione Granger, only female member of the Golden Trio."
"Hermione, can you wait till after to yell at me?"
"WHY WOULD I WAIT?!, I'M GOING TO BE DEAD, DAMN IT!"
"Granger, just shut up, won't you?!"
"Oh, it's back to Granger, is it? I'm here on my death bed and you decide to call me Granger. Hmm, just you wait until I'm alive again, you'll be sleeping on the couch."
"Mr and Mrs. Malfoy, sorry to interrupt, but your daughter is about to come into the world."
"Malfoy! MALFOY! Get off the floor! THERE IS NO WAY I'M HAVING THIS BABY WHILE YOU'RE HAVING A NAP! WAKE UP!"
"Congratulations Mrs. Malfoy, you have a beautiful baby girl."
"And a soon-to-be-dead husband."
"Hermione! I heard that!"
"Heard what, Draco baby?"