A is for Alicia, who dove from her broom
B is for Bill, who got locked in a room
C is for Colin, brought down by a clock
D is for Dumbledore, diabetic shock
E is for Ernie, who Splinched off his skin
F is for Fred, ignited by his twin
G is for Goyle, entombed in the lake
H is for Hannah, eaten by a snake
I is for Irma, mauled by magical bears
J is for Justin, who was warned about stairs
K is for Kingsley, who caught Wizard Flu
L is for Luna, who was felled by a gnu
M is for Millicent, consumed by a hedge
N is for Neville, who waltzed off a ledge
O is for Oliver, whom a leprechaun killed
P is for Padma, drank bubotuber distilled
Q is for Quirrell, zombies gnawed his spleen
R is for Ron, ate a death-flavoured bean
S is for Sally-Anne, who suddenly vanished
T is for Trelawney, whose brainstem got Banished
U is for Urquhart, who nobody grieved for
V is for Voldemort, who perished on a seesaw
W is for Winky, summary execution
X is Xenophilius, died in an institution
Y is for
Y is
um
...Yaxley? M-maybe?
Z is for Zabini, who went back in time to SAVE THEM ALL.
Well, I mean, except Voldemort. Obviously.
And maybe not Yaxley, if that's who we decided on for Y.
And most likely he didn't even know who Winky was, come to think of it.
But 22 out of 25 ain't bad.
Uh.
That's like... 88%.