It's Hana! I personally haven't posted a story in a long ass time, but I felt like I should try. I couldn't just allow TheBana to upload everything. Right now, we're focusing on SasuHina stories but I am also working on a ShikaInoTema story that's AU (sorry). I wrote that story after I wrote and published The Hidden Relations but it needs A LOT of editing. It made sense, but not enough as my main focus was SEX SEX SEX. Now I'm adding more a story- ANYWAY, That's coming soon hopefully but right now is this story by me and the stories my girl TheBana been posting.

I don't know how long this is going to be since honestly, I just wrote it one boring night and the next morning forgot about it, reread it, and died of laughter. I don't even know why I wrote it originally, but here you are a SASUHINA story. Now, unlike TheBana, I suck at writing long sh*t and uploading regularly. I'll try, but haha, I also tried finishing The Hidden Relations. There are three chapters I never uploaded simply because of the editing (I'm LAZYYY).

It all depends if I keep interest in this specific story long enough, butttt if I don'tttt that's fine... Because I have five more SASUHINA unfinished stories waiting for an upload. HAHA!

Now, I don't own any NARUTO and enjoy? Haha.

PROLOGUE

"Naruto. I'm going to propose to Hinata…" He spoke confidently, looking deep into his best friends eyes as his noodles fell out his mouth in shock.

"What?" He mumbled, getting a curt nod from Sasuke. "Repeat that?" He asked, pushing his bowl of noodles away as Sasuke rolled his eyes and did as asked.

"I'm going to propose to Hinata." He said slower this time, glaring at Naruto once he burst out into laughter.

"That's- that's so funny! I swear! It sounded like you-you said— LAUGHS — it sounded like you said you were going to-"

"Because I did." He said over the blond idiots' laughter, causing him to immediately choke on his words. The former avenger watched for a minute as the blond choked on his lungs and finished his sake. "You're an idiot-"

"Are you talking about Hinata Hyuga?" Naruto asked, getting a small nod out of the last Uchiha. "Hinata Hyuga?" He asked again, getting another small nod which made him nearly laugh once more. "You two haven't even talked!" He countered, biting his lower lip once Sasuke sighed.

"That's not true, but it's not like I have to explain what happened to you." He said, causing the blond to frown as he continued. "In a week, I'll propose to Hinata Hyuga and three months from then, we'll get married and you'll be my best man-"

"Sasuke, I don't think Hinata even um… likes you. Kiba and Shino, they're like her best friends and they kinda hate you. Neji, he's her cousin and-"

"All of them are irrelevant to me." He said simply, getting up from his chair as he saw an end to this conversation. "She will be my wife, and you will be my best man in four months-"

"Wait, what happened to three?-"

"None of your business." He breathed, jumping to the nearest rooftop before Naruto could even think about countering him. Drunk, he made his way towards the Hyuga compound. 'She will be my wife…' He thought, finding his way past the Hyuga guards and towards the eldest daughters window. He slid inside and sat on the bed, waiting for he honestly didn't know until-

"Ahh!" She screamed as soon as she walked into her bedroom and turned her lights on. "S-Sasuke!?-"

"Marry me." He slurred, standing up from the bed as she looked back and forth from the outside of her bedroom to the drunk avenger in front of her. "You're kind, right? Strong? Marry me." He repeated, holding himself up with the stand of her bed. "You'll be doing good to your comrades and— HIC — helping a fellow fallen clan." He explained, causing her to frown as she heard the guards coming.

"S-Sasuke, I-I think you've had a bit too much to drink-"

"Marry —HIC— me." He repeated, pulling his sword out once the guards arrived. "I'll — HIC — Don't make me-"

"Lady Hinata! Did you allow such a man into your bedroom?"

"Lady Hinata! Did he hurt you?!"

"Lady Hinata! I will take care of such a pest immediately!"

"N-No! It's… it's fine." She breathed, stepping between the Uchiha and Hyuga guards before any real damage can happen. "I believe he wants to speak with my father… please, he's drunk, don't judge his actions." She defended on his behalf, causing the guards to put their weapons (hands) away. She hesitantly walked towards Sasuke and smiled once he placed his sword away. "I'll take you to my father, as long as I-I can sober you up." She smiled, getting a small nod out of her wannabe husband as they made their way downstairs.

"You want to what?" The Hyuga Patriarch asked, wanting for the Uchiha Patriarch to repeat himself as Hinata held his tea for him. "Daughter, you can give that tea to one of the servants-"

"No, if you don't mind, I'd like for —HIC— her to stay and hold it." Sasuke requested, getting a strange look out of his future fiancées' father until he accepted his request. "I would like to court your eldest daughter." He requested again, causing the man to nearly laugh until Hinata looked at her father and frowned with a small blush tinted on her cheeks.

"Why would I accept such a proposal?" Hiashi Hyuga asked, crossing his arms as Sasuke reached for his tea, nearly knocking it out of Hinata's hand which caused the Patriarch of the Hyuga to sigh.

"Because -HIC- The Hyuga has a curse seal happening right? Two daughters but only one can be -HIC- heiress. If I were a father, I wouldn't want any of my children to be cursed with such a seal. If I were to marry Hinata Hyuga, she'd become the Matriarch of the -HIC- Uchiha and your youngest who's heiress already will -HIC- Become the Matriarch of the Hyuga when you decide to step down." He explained, hitting valid points even though drunk, Hiashi simply assumed the tea was sobering him up quicker than he and his daughter expected.

"As much as that makes sense, why would I trust my eldest daughter with a man who's as dangerous as you?" Hiashi asked, getting a small smile out of the Uchiha that caused his eyes to narrow. "I do not find the humor in this Uchiha." He mentioned, getting a curt nod from Sasuke as he began explaining.

"I'd never hurt my wife and future mother of my children, nor am I a -HIC- threat to the village. I've saved the village countless of times when Naruto was away, as I recall… I even saved your life once, the least you could do is help me save my clan." He said, tilting his head as he fought back sleep and the Patriarch sighed. "It's a good offer, but I won't beg." He breathed, causing Hinata to frown deeper as she knew that look on her father's face.

She didn't want to marry him, she didn't even want to help him but knew it was the right thing to do. He was simply drunk and was going to back out of this once he sobered up the next day, she just knew it. Her father's face said it all though, he saw a plus out of this himself and she didn't know what which scared her to her core.

"Very well then, I accept your request." Hiashi accepted, getting a small smile out of the Uchiha as the stood and looked at Hinata. "I expect you to treat her like your queen as I expect her to treat you as her king. She's my eldest daughter and has grown quite strong from her past. Do know she isn't afraid to lock your chakra points up, nor am I afraid to wipe the last surviving Uchiha from the face of the earth." Hiashi warned, getting a small nod out of the man who ignored everything before he bowed and made his way back upstairs to sleep in her bed.

The man looked at his daughter and sighed, waving for her to leave so he could think this through. Did he seriously just accept his daughter getting engaged to an Uchiha? A drunk Uchiha at that!? 'I need a drink…' He thought once he got up and began to search for any alcohol throughout the compound.