Heeeeeello everybody, this is my first fanfic ever. Ive been reading some and I think I can do it to! So please r&r and be nice! Oh right, I don't own DIsgaea, just the manga and the anime! The game is WAAAAAAAAAAY too hard for me XD.
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Flonne At Dinner
Chapter 1
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Flonne had been in the Netherworld for a while now and she was starting to get impatient. Everyone knew her as being a nice, love fresk, but she was getting tired of the act. It had managed to fool the Seraph for a bit and the demons too, but she really wished to finally be able to go through her plan.
Flashback Flonne POV
"Oh manster Lamington," Flonne said. "What are you panning? Is it something cool?"
"Oh hello Flonne, I am planning to send Master Vulcanus down to the Netherworld so he can go and asassinate the Overlord. Wuld you lie some cake now?"
"Awwwww," she said and pouted cutely. "Why send Master Vulcanus, you know he'll fuck it up somehow!"
"Oh Flonne, it is not nice to say that about Master Vulcanus even though he would probably fuck it up as you say."
"I'm sorry Master Lamington, I'll be a nicer girl now, she said, pouting. When she pouted, Lamington couldn't help but smile, she was so cute and innocent like that. "Do you think I could do a better job at killing demons than Master Vulcanus?"
"Oh, I don't know. Master Vulcanus is much higher ranked than you are, I wouldn't want anything to happen to my favorite angle, Flonne."
"Maaaaaaaaster," she said, tilting her head slightly so part of her top slid a bit off her shoulders.
"Oh alright, I'll take Vulcanus off the plan. He's to old for this any ways. You can go kill the King now."
Present Normal POV
Everything had gone perfectly well up until that stupid nosehair showed up and tried to kill her. Se had managed to keep it hidden from everyone else but he had been mostly correct. Demons were stronger than angles, that she knew. Laharl had showed it to her. He wasn't a very nice demon, but he nearly killed the Seraph for her. She was pretty mad when it turned out he didn't, if he had, she could have finally been able to get rid of his crusty butt and took over Celestial.
A know came at her door.
"Who is it?" she said. "It's me, your friend, Etna" "Oh hi Etna, why are you here?"
Etna was another evil demon. She was a lot more evil then Laharlbut she wasn't all that powerful because she wasn't an overlord like he was. "Laharl is bitching all over the place going "WHERE'S MY DINNER, PRINNIES WERE IS MY DINNER" so I was wondering if you wanted to go out for lunch."
"I would love to go out and have lunch with you Etna! That's kind of you. Let's go before Laharl catches us.
They left the room and went to the dimentionl portl down ih the hall. They were going to jump when suddenly some one screamed at them.
"I'M HUNGRY, WHERES MY DINNER, I WANT MY DINNER TO EAT!"
"Oh no the prince cought us, what do we do?"
"Leave it to me Flonne," Etna said, walking over to the Prince. "Hey Prince brat, stop that! You'll get your dinner if you're nice to the prinnies!"
"ARE YOU STARTING A REBELLION ETNA? THATS NOT FAIR, ONLY I CAN DO THAT. YOU'RE FIRED! YOU PROBABLY ATE ALL THE FOOD YOURSELF!"
"You can't fire me Prince, I quit!"
"NOPE YOU ARE DEAD!" Laharl said and then he shot out his Overlord wrath and Enta was sent flying out the room by a window. Everyone heard a very loud scream and then nothing.
"FLONNE, I'M HUNGRY, TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER!"
"What did you do to Etna, Laharl?"
"WHO CARES ABOUT THAT BITCH, I'M HUNGRY!"
Flonne pouted at Laharl but deep inside she was really happy. Etna was now out of the picture so she could finally get Laharl to do what ever she wanted. "Okay, let's go get some food, but I forgot my wllet so you have to pay!"
"WHAT YOU BITCH!?" But he fallowed her anyway because he was hungry. Oh, he would just to punish her later on.
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Flonne and Laharl sat down at the restaurant. The only seat left was near the bathrooms so Laharl screamed at the manager and they moved people around so they would be near the window. Laharl ordered five pounds of meat while Flonne faked her way through a nic little salad.
"So Laharl, what do you think we should do now?" She said.
"What do you mean?" He said back.
"Well, youre te King now, isn't it about time you started acting like one?"
"HEY I AM PLENTY KING! I do all the evil around here!"
"If your so evil, why didn't you kill the serapgh when you could?"
Laharl chocked on a piece of chicken. "Why would you even ask that?"
"I want to know why you didn't kill him... please Laharl!" She said, reaching over the table to get closer to him.
Laharl went red. "You wouldn't have been happy, there I said it!"
"Why do you say that? The seraph was really, really mean. It would have been okay to kill him you know. You could have ruled over Celestial!"
"Who would want to rule over a crummy place like that, the Netherworld is so much better, I can go to the bathroom a d never wash my hands! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"yeah, but th Serah was a meanie to me!"
Laharl stopped for a moment while Flonne got really, really close to his face.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IS A LOWLY FALLEN ANGLE TRYING TO TELL ME TO START A WAR AGAINST CELESTIAL!? YOU'VE GOT GUTS FLONNE, BUT GUESS WHAT I HAD ALREADY DECIDED TO GO BACK TO CELESTIA AND KICK THAT SERAPHS ASS! AND YOU LOT ARE ALL COMING!"
Every demon in the restaurant went crazy and cheered as they all grabbed their weapons and left without paying. In her corner, Flonne was smiling. This was gonna be easier than she thought.
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So that's the end of the 1st chapter! I might have the 2nd part part up soon, especially if people are nice enough to leave reviews XD. Kk bye, see you.