this is a crazy idea, but I like it :D I hope you'll like it, too ^^
Gods vs Hosts Face-off: Assembling
-You arrived at a strange entrance and saw a girl-
Me: Hello, there! Are you lost? Or did you really intend to click the link to witness this face-off? This is no game-show, mind you *grins* This is a match to the death between the gods and goddesses of Olympus and the hosts of Ouran Academy! This-- oops, where are my manners? Let me introduce myself properly. *clears throat* I am luckylyra827 and I will be the operator of this match. I assure you that this, my good friend, will be one of the greatest face-offs that I've sponsored! Now, if you don't mind, please sit on the chair up in the crow's nest that was especially built and designed for your entertainment.
-After you've climbed up to the crow's nest-
How is it? Can you see everything up there? It's only ten feet high and it's placed in the center of the battlefield, but you're protected, so don't worry. Oh, and you notice those buttons in there? Just push one if you need something. Popcorn, soda, binoculars, a videocam to capture the battles in action, it's all there in the push of a button!
Now, back to what I was saying… As you can see my friend, this face-off will be a tough one for our players, er, beloved gods and hosts. This will be a fight to the death! Hardships and difficult matches! Hard to beat opponents, and many more! I present you, people, the gods and goddesses of Olympus and the hosts of Ouran Academy!
-cheering and applauses-
*phone rings*
-cheering and applauses stopped-
Me: Wait a minute. *answers phone* Hello?…Eh? What do you mean you can't assemble them? You have to get them all! Major and minor! What? You're being chased by chicken horses? Those are pegasi, you moron! You've got to get them in here! The other group's already here! And the one with the glasses isn't happy! Why, you say? He said he's wasting time and missing profits! Now you go assemble them or else you'll--
You: Uh, excuse me… -taps my shoulder-
Me: *covers phone's speaker with my hand* Yes, my dear?
You: Which way is the bathroom?
Me: *stares at you* That way. *points to the left*
You: *goes to the left and leaves me yelling into my phone*
-Moments later-
Me: *pacing back and forth in front of you*
You: Uh…What's the problem?
Me: *looks at you sadly* They can't be captured…. *sobs*
You: Who?
Me: THE GODS! THEY'RE STUBBORN!
You: Eh, then I'll be out of--
*some guy bursts in the door*
Guy: THEY'RE CAPTURED, BOSS!
Me: *gasps* Seriously? The anti-god handcuffs worked?
Guy: Of course!
Me: And to think that it was an accident when I mixed that strange alloy with some strange alloy!
You: *looks at me weirdly*
Me: BRING THEM IN!
Me: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE FACE-OFF IS ON! LET US NOW SETTLE IN OUR SEATS, AND AFTER A FEW MOMENTS, THE FIRST MATCH WILL BEGIN!
*some bell rings*
Everyone: *looks up at the huge TV screen that says, 'CURFEW'*
Me: *sighs* BREAK TIME, EVERYBODY! We'll continue this match after I'm done with my curfew!
Audience: *groans and leaves reluctantly…except you*
Gods, Goddesses, and Hosts: Hey, what about us?
Me: *looks at them and grins evilly* You'll be imprisoned here until all matches are finished.
Zeus: *releases thunder and lightning at the walls*
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. This place is especially made for you, people. It's god-proof. Other than the audience and me, you people are unable to leave.
Kyoya: *dials his police force*
Me: And no one enters here other than me and the audience. In other words, I have all the power over you.
Hades: *starts to release a ball of black energy*
Me: You can't curse anyone either. *the black energy dissipates*
Gods, Goddesses, and Hosts: *groans in defeat*
Me: *turns to you* Now, let's get out of here. How does okonomiyaki sound?
and that is all for now :D tune in for the next gathering for the face-off! :D