Connect Universal: Chat 1

Me: Hey, thanks for reviewing my drabble you guys! I thought it was bad at first, but I guess I have the gang back.

Danny: Remember, though, you're on probation.

Me: Harrumph.

Dianne: Anyway, Casey does not own CSI: LV, Pushing Daisies or Hetalia.

Me: This is pre-Blackout, slight America x England, takes place in CSI alternate Season Nine, which I haven't posted yet, and right after Kerplunk of PD.

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The show has started with hamburger_boy and bloodyBritish.

hamburger_boy: Artie! wat r u duing on CU?

bloodyBritish: Freddie, do not butcher your English.

hamburger_boy: This hole CU thing has really got every uni going.

bloodyBritish: Bloody h*ll, didn't I tell you to not butcher the language you speak?!

bugboy has entered the show.

bugboy: Did you know that maggots can be used in a blender?

hamburger_boy: AWESOME!

bloodyBritish: What the h*ll would maggots be able to do for your body?

bugboy: I'm a CSI in Las Vegas, as well as an entomologist.

bloodyBritish: A CSI in Las Vegas…isn't that the second-best crime lab in America?

hamburger_boy: AWESOME! AWESOME!

bloodyBritish: STOP SAYING AWESOME!

PieMaker has entered the show.

PieMaker: I believe I interrupted an argument here. I think I should leave.

bugboy: No, you haven't interrupted an argument. You came just in time.

hamburger_boy: u kip seying i bucher mai inglish. ur aksent saunds s2pid.

bloodyBritish: My accent is not stupid! It is refined. You're as mad as a box of frogs.

PieMaker: Stop it guys. And hamburger_boy, please spell properly. I can't understand whatever you're saying to anybody. Except for "awesome", so don't use it.

bugboy: I believe PieMaker has a point. If you two continue fighting, I might not be able to get off the computer in time to solve a crime.

PieMaker: You solve crimes?

bugboy: Mostly murders.

PieMaker: I solve murders too! My friend Emerson Cod, he's a private investigator. I help him solve murders with a hefty reward. But really, I only use the money to help my restaurant, the Pie Hole. Emerson's the greedy guy.

bloodyBritish: Good for you. However, it seems that my time on the sodding computer will be quickly up. See you tomorrow.

bloodyBritish has left the show.

hamburger_boy: Have to go, too. The British guy that just left, he's my best friend. He left because he's cooking something, and he cooks BAD. I'm going! I gotta get out before he catches me!

hamburger_boy has left the show.

bugboy: I have to go too. Rick's calling me, we have a 419 near here.

PieMaker: I have pies to bake as well. See you!

PieMaker and bugboy have left the show.

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Me: That was my first Internet chat crossover.

Alfred: Want a hamburger?

Me: Ehehe, no…

Alfred: Come on. It's delicious!

Me: SHUT UP!

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REFERENCES AND END NOTES

It's obvious, but bloodyBritish and hamburger_boy are Arthur Kirkland (England) and Alfred F. Jones (America).

Gil Grissom is an entomologist, so he gets bugboy.

PieMaker is obvious to Pushing Daisies fans, as he's Ned.

And yes, maggots can be blended into maggot shakes, but only to get some evidence. I advise you don't DRINK those things.