The World's Worst Rapper
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto because frankly I am to fucking poor.
At a night club in Kumo, something horrible is about to go down…
"Alright everybody we have an entry to showcase his rhyming skills and his name is… OH GOD NO! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!" Screamed the announcer.
He then pulled out a pistol and screamed "See you in hell mother fuckers!!!" Then tried to shoot himself in the head but missed and shot his nuts instead.
"OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!!!" Screamed the unknown man as he held his bleeding nuts.
Unfortunately nobody gave a shit and waited for him to die his slow, painful, death before tossing him in a box and shipping him to the Raikage. That will teach him to raise the taxes again, the bastard.
In the Raikage's office…
"Sir you have a package from the Kumo Experience night club" Said the lonely secretary who wished she went to Harvard instead of working for a bastard who constantly spanks her ass whenever she bent over.
"Bring it in Ms. Monica Lewinsky" (Now how the hell did she get into the Naruto World?)
She brought the package in and cursed under her breath about men named Bill before slamming her door.
The Raikage open the package and sighed. "I guess my brother is about to rap again" He said as he tossed the box by the other 20 stacks of boxes filled with dead bodies.
Back at the Kumo Experience…
Everybody was waiting for a new announcer to… well announce. The waited until somebody from the crowd got on stage. "The Kumo Experience is proud to present Kirabi!"
Then out of nowhere, Kirabi burst through the wall and started to rap.
"I love to fight and this is quiet a night. I am out of sight, or maybe it's my might, this club is tight! I am the eight tails, harder than nails; the post office is where I get my Mails. You have all been a wonderful crowd, and you might want to pout!"
Everybody was silent until somebody screamed. "MY EYES! OH MY GOD! I HAVE TWO KIDS AND A WIFE! HOW I AM GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO THEM!!!"
Then all hell broke loose in the club as kunai, chairs, jutsu, and bodies were flying everywhere.
Kirabi slowly snuck through the back door and ran as some of the crowd chased after him throwing everything they can to hurt them. One man threw his wife at Kirabi while screaming "That's for sleeping with my sister and her husband!"
Kirabi manage to loose the crowd after running behind a back alley. He then began to curse his demon.
"Damn you stupid demon! Why didn't you tell me I was horrible at rapping?"
"Oh don't start your bullshit again. I have told you for… How old are you?"
"Sixteen"
"Sixteen Mother humping years I told you to stop your shit rapping but no you want to do this and you think your good. Every time you get a gig, you blame me when they boo your sorry ass." Said the eight tailed beast as he suddenly jumped on his hosts shoulder in a miniature form.
"So what should we do now?" Asked Kirabi as he walked out the back alley.
"Well I know your stupid ass still wants to rap so I propose-
"You want to propose? Dude I don't roll that way!" Said Kirabi as he pushed his demon of his shoulder.
"Not that dumbass! I mean that we should find u a teacher to help you with your horrible rapping." Said Kirabi's demon as he jumped back on his hosts shoulder.
"But I don't I don't need a-
"LISTEN YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS A TEACHER! YOU CANT RAP! BECAUSE OF YOUR SHIT RAPPING, I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP, WISHING THAT I WASENT IMMORTAL. DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRISING IT IS TO HAVE AN ALL POWERFUL DEAMON CRY?!" Yelled the eight tails.
"So who is this teacher?"
"He is the strongest of us tailed beast and is the best rapper that I ever saw."
"You don't mean… The nine tailed fox?" said Kirabi with shock in his eyes.
"Yes I do. Pack your bags Kirabi; we are going to Konoha for that bastard fox to teach you how to rap."
"You say his name like you hate him."
"Well I don't. Just because he grew one more tail and was a ladies man in high school and took my wife doesn't mean I HATE HIM! HE IS JUST A SELF CENTERED BASTARD. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MY WIFE! SHE HAD THE NERVE TO SAY I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TAILES AND THAT SHE NEEDED A MAN WITH AT LEAST NINE TAILES-
"YO! Cool down you crazy ox I didn't ask all of that. We should get going." Said Kirabi as he sent the demon back into his mind.
"Yeah-Yeah. Let's just go."
With that said, Kirabi set of on the ultimate journey to Konoha to learn from the best rapper ever: The nine tailed fox.
Well that was chapter one of the worst rapper. Constructive criticism is accepted. If you see anything wrong I will do my best to make it better as I want to grow as a writer. Later. Review please.
Kirabi: Yeah you must review or do you need a tissue to miss u?
Garuto (Me): You need that teacher fast.
Eight Tails: Damn Right!!!