Hetalia

PINK HOUSES

A fanfiction

M: Hehe…this is my second fanfic. I hope you're not getting tired of me. And I hope that if you rate or review, do not say bad words or anything about me with bad language. Also, sorry if I do not write romance. Hetalia yaoi...not something i wanna write about.

Chapter One: The Statue of Liberty is an Ugly Chick!

Ah, this could be it. The perfect day I've been craving for, England thought to himself as he sipped his favorite tea that Monday morning. Not only was he all alone in the Allies Headquarters, but …well, he was alone in the Allies Headquarters! And that was good enough for him.

France had been in Germany for a while, spreading more rumors about him. Russia and China were off somewhere England was not sure of, and America had been busy dealing with Canada and Cuba's constant annoyances.

England took another sip of tea, then sighed. It was never this quiet before. EVER. And he was already getting tired of it.

"Maybe I should check out what the others are doing. It could be fun," England said to himself while at the same time thinking that he should not bother with Russia and China for they were up to the most unusual things sometimes.

He tried France first. He travelled all the way to Germany using his newly conducted automobile. He rode all around Germany, but couldn't find France anywhere. Finally, England stopped by Germany's house to ask what was up.

"Hm…I think France went home after spreading rumors. Some rumor's going around saying that he insulted a German bystander who then punched him in the face," Germany explained.

"Oh. France really is an idiot, isn't he?" England said, giving a short but hearty laugh, obviously meaning what he said. He decided to pay America a little visit then.

After parking his automobile in front of America's house he noticed it was somewhat…a mess. "What the heck did America do to his house?" England asked.

"Psst. Mr. England, over here," a voice said.

England turned around only to find Japan beckoning him to come inside a bush. The British man looked around and quickly crawled into the bush.

"Japan? America? What are you two doing inside a bush?" England half-shouted, half-whispered to the people inside the bush. "You know, your house is just over there."

America did not answer. He was sitting there, hugging his knees, his head tucked. He was also shivering as If it were a cold winter's day, his least favorite time of the year.

"America?"

"Please forgive him, Mr. England," said Japan. "It seems as though something terrible happened."

"What is it, America? Spit it out!" England demanded.

"Th-the...," America muttered.

"The what?"
"THE STATUE OF LIBERTY TURNED INTO SOME UGLY CHICK!"