A/N: A humorous songfic using "My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay!" It's awesome, you guys. And if you don't like it, then screw you!
Disclaimer: I don't own Death note. If you think that I do, then screw you!
(actually not a songfic, I just rewrote the song lyrics to fit Light Yagami. Enjoy!)
Every time I'm called to dinner,
it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner.
I'll sit down at the breakfast table,
I'll laugh and look like I'm mentally disabled.
When I look at them I find,
There's a single question on their mind.
I wish it could go back to the way it was,
It's not easy now because...
My whole family thinks I'm gay,
I guess I'll always be this way.
Maybe it's cause of the way I walk,
Makes them think I like... boys.
that I like boys.
The gosh darned just won't go away!
And I get asked every single day,
But the way they ask it is not a disguise,
Like, "How was your day? Did you and L kiss some guys?"
This is the worst,
Ryuk this is my fear.
Now their opinions are potato chip clear.
Because...
My whole family now is shocked,
Me and L were in the closet, the door was locked.
So now the glory days are gone,
I was John Elway, now i'm Elton John.
My whole now suspects,
that befriending Mikami had side-affects,
I'm not gay and that's what I said,
If i'm Gay, hey, God, strike me dead!
That's weird. (No kiddin'. He's god, according to Mikami.)
Just cause i'm on the cheer leading team,
or my birthday party had a Teru theme,
When I go outside, what do I see?
that the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G.
Because...
I think that I might think I'm gay,
What does he know anyway? What?
Soichiro gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, "Happy birthday, queer!"
My whole family thinks I'm fab,
There's a guys butt, hey, Light! Take a--
Mikami: -interrupts- ... BEEP!!!!! No wonder he can't get women.
There's no other way,
it's cause I'm lanky, not cause I'm gay, alright?
... Not cause I'm gay!
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
or if my favourite colour is the rainbow,
I don't mean to yell, but I feel I must,
'Cause i'm losing the people I thought I could trust.
Because...
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay...
Just kidding!
You all probably think I'm gay...
Man, this song is counter-productive.
Misa: It's reproductive!
Because...
My whole family thinks I'm gay,
What do they know anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze... (or the gays)
Come on! Easy bake-oven was just a phase! I insist!
My whole family thinks I'm queer,
that is all I ever hear.
But I've been as straight as a ramp,
if you don't count bible camp.
... Kira's bible camp.
I'm not gay, I swear!
A/N: Kinda epic, doncha think? Anyways, it sorta suits him. Review please!