Once upon a time there were two guys named

Jrake and Dosh and their little sister Megan

(The reason I did not change her name is

I because simplyyyyy…………….I don't know

Why) Anyway Jrake and Dosh were at school when

Jrake called the teacher a bitc*. Obviously jrake got

A detention for a billion trillion million years. Meanwhile

Dosh was sucking a chemistry book (he loves chemistry

Too much). Jrake was in detention with a new hot

Forehn teacher. Meanwhile Dosh's chemistry book got

To soggy to suck on so he asked Mindy if he could suck

On her chemistry book, but right then there was a fire truck

With its siren on so Mindy got the wrong idea. It sounded

Like this/hey mindyyy BEEEEEP BEEEEEP can I suck on you-------

-BEEEEEEEP-----tonight….. Jrake was making out with the teacher

When the principle came in the detention room. (the principle was gay)

He said hey jrake can I get in some of that action lets get involved. Jrake

Ran out of the detention room and went to the chemistry room. There was

Dosh obviously sucking on a chemistry book. And said "dosh what the

Heck are you doing". "Just doing what I do" said dosh sucking on the

Chemistry book. Then there mom and dad walked in!!!???....

End of chapter one