Harry Potter presents SM:TV Live!
Sorry to any Americans, u wont get it unless you have seen the show but any one who has seen the show
probably still wont get it! It's a tad insane. Its basically this Saturday morning show with three presenter and there
are other TV programs on it and then their own things. neway here it is…
Herm : Helloooooooooo everybody! I'm Hermione Granger
Harry: Hi I'm Harry Potter!
Ron: and I'm ….. um who am I?
Herm: And he's Ron Weasley
Ron: oh yeah, I'm Ron Weasley, the guy who repeats everything and states the obvious. Sometimes I do ramble on a bit as well…
Harry coughs loudy.
Ron: Oops I did it again… I played with your heart, got lost….
Harry coughs again.
Ron: Oops I did it again!
Herm: Ron! Now here is Challenge Harry!
Theme tune comes up 'Challenge Harry Challenge Harry……'
Ron: Hello and welcome to Challenge Harry and here is the king himself… Harry!
Harry walks on in a red cape
Ron: So Harry 12-1 down in the series huh? You really need to win this one don't you.
Harry: Um yeah.
Ron: So Harry do you want to meet your opponent? Well it is none other than the one, the only Lord Voldermort! Ron starts to scream like a girl and gets off his chair and starts running round in small circles.
Ron: Arrrrgggggggggggg I said Voldermort's name I said Voldermort's name! Arrrggggg I did it again!
During this Voldermort walks in carring loads of shopping bags.
Voldie: Hellloooooo darlings! Sorry I'm a tad late the queues in Selfridges were rather awful but I bought the most georgeous, yes the most georgeous shoes. They are so cute and so this season. You'll love them, I just know you will!
Ron has once again sat down and is now muttering insanely to himself. Harry is sitting in his chair looking completely gob smacked.
Harry : er.. voldermort, Are you feeling alright? I mean should'nt you be trying to kill me at this point?
Voldie: Harry, Harry, Harry, you think I would hold a grudge for that long? No darling, I'm over it! Less killing means I have more time to shop shop shop till I drop! Harde ha ha!
Harry: er .. right
Hermione from offstage: Get on with the show Ron!
Ron stops muttering to himself, looks up, sees voldermort and starts screaming but Hermione quickily mutters something under her breath and Ron looks to Voldermort like he is an old friend.
Ron : Voldie, my mate! How you been?
Voldie: Oh splendid Ronnie, quite splendid.
Ron : Right. Well lets get on with the game. You know the rules, you say 5 quwstions and harry has to try and answer them all right. At the end of the game you can gamble for the star prize which is a banana holder! Right first question to get a banana. Voldie fire away!
Voldie gets out his sparklingly clean wand to shoot fire but Ron quickily stops him.
Ron: I meant fire away with the questions not fire away Harry's head!
Voldie : Oh, right then. This is jolly spiffing! This is my first question. Harry, how many pairs of shoes do I own?
Harry: Um 200, 000?
Ron: Correct! Harry, one point.
Voldie: Right, um never mind. Um how many bananas has Ron eaten in his life?
Harry: Oh I know this one! 2345678 bananas!
Harry looks at Ron who has a guilty face holding an empty banana skin.
Ron: er Sorry Harry, its now 2345679. Voldermort one point.
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Its not fair!
Harry starts crying.
Harry's supermodel girlfriend come in wearing very little clothing.
Supermodel girlfriend: Come on sweetie, cheer up.
Harry looks up at her and instantly stops crying.
Supermodel gf looks at Voldermort: wow! Whos the hottie? He is sooo cute! I love his shoes!
Voldie: Who me? yes my shoes are rather divine! But um I'm not sure I'm a 'hottie' to you. I'm afraid I had a sex change.
Ron: really?! Weeeeeell that means we can starts going out. How about Friday at nine?
Hermione runs on
Herm: But Ron, what about us?
Freeze frame. Dum dum dum!
(I know freeze frame is meana be on chums but I'm the author so I've changed it)
Voice out of no - where: Who will Ron choose, Hermione or Voldermort? Who will Voldermort choose? Is he ever going to kill Harry and most importantly who is going to win Challenge Harry and win the banana holder. Find out next time on SM:TV live!
The end. Well I will right more depending on how many reviews I get(hint hint). I'll do Ron Says (hehe!) and Chums which should be funny. I'll prob do Wonkey Donkey as well and maybe go onto CD:UK with singing wizards and witches(dumbledore!)
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and co belong to JKRowling and SMTV and Challenge Ant idea belong to ITV or SM:TV live.Supermodel girlfriend belongs to anyone who wants her. I think that's it.
Sorry to any Americans, u wont get it unless you have seen the show but any one who has seen the show
probably still wont get it! It's a tad insane. Its basically this Saturday morning show with three presenter and there
are other TV programs on it and then their own things. neway here it is…
Herm : Helloooooooooo everybody! I'm Hermione Granger
Harry: Hi I'm Harry Potter!
Ron: and I'm ….. um who am I?
Herm: And he's Ron Weasley
Ron: oh yeah, I'm Ron Weasley, the guy who repeats everything and states the obvious. Sometimes I do ramble on a bit as well…
Harry coughs loudy.
Ron: Oops I did it again… I played with your heart, got lost….
Harry coughs again.
Ron: Oops I did it again!
Herm: Ron! Now here is Challenge Harry!
Theme tune comes up 'Challenge Harry Challenge Harry……'
Ron: Hello and welcome to Challenge Harry and here is the king himself… Harry!
Harry walks on in a red cape
Ron: So Harry 12-1 down in the series huh? You really need to win this one don't you.
Harry: Um yeah.
Ron: So Harry do you want to meet your opponent? Well it is none other than the one, the only Lord Voldermort! Ron starts to scream like a girl and gets off his chair and starts running round in small circles.
Ron: Arrrrgggggggggggg I said Voldermort's name I said Voldermort's name! Arrrggggg I did it again!
During this Voldermort walks in carring loads of shopping bags.
Voldie: Hellloooooo darlings! Sorry I'm a tad late the queues in Selfridges were rather awful but I bought the most georgeous, yes the most georgeous shoes. They are so cute and so this season. You'll love them, I just know you will!
Ron has once again sat down and is now muttering insanely to himself. Harry is sitting in his chair looking completely gob smacked.
Harry : er.. voldermort, Are you feeling alright? I mean should'nt you be trying to kill me at this point?
Voldie: Harry, Harry, Harry, you think I would hold a grudge for that long? No darling, I'm over it! Less killing means I have more time to shop shop shop till I drop! Harde ha ha!
Harry: er .. right
Hermione from offstage: Get on with the show Ron!
Ron stops muttering to himself, looks up, sees voldermort and starts screaming but Hermione quickily mutters something under her breath and Ron looks to Voldermort like he is an old friend.
Ron : Voldie, my mate! How you been?
Voldie: Oh splendid Ronnie, quite splendid.
Ron : Right. Well lets get on with the game. You know the rules, you say 5 quwstions and harry has to try and answer them all right. At the end of the game you can gamble for the star prize which is a banana holder! Right first question to get a banana. Voldie fire away!
Voldie gets out his sparklingly clean wand to shoot fire but Ron quickily stops him.
Ron: I meant fire away with the questions not fire away Harry's head!
Voldie : Oh, right then. This is jolly spiffing! This is my first question. Harry, how many pairs of shoes do I own?
Harry: Um 200, 000?
Ron: Correct! Harry, one point.
Voldie: Right, um never mind. Um how many bananas has Ron eaten in his life?
Harry: Oh I know this one! 2345678 bananas!
Harry looks at Ron who has a guilty face holding an empty banana skin.
Ron: er Sorry Harry, its now 2345679. Voldermort one point.
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Its not fair!
Harry starts crying.
Harry's supermodel girlfriend come in wearing very little clothing.
Supermodel girlfriend: Come on sweetie, cheer up.
Harry looks up at her and instantly stops crying.
Supermodel gf looks at Voldermort: wow! Whos the hottie? He is sooo cute! I love his shoes!
Voldie: Who me? yes my shoes are rather divine! But um I'm not sure I'm a 'hottie' to you. I'm afraid I had a sex change.
Ron: really?! Weeeeeell that means we can starts going out. How about Friday at nine?
Hermione runs on
Herm: But Ron, what about us?
Freeze frame. Dum dum dum!
(I know freeze frame is meana be on chums but I'm the author so I've changed it)
Voice out of no - where: Who will Ron choose, Hermione or Voldermort? Who will Voldermort choose? Is he ever going to kill Harry and most importantly who is going to win Challenge Harry and win the banana holder. Find out next time on SM:TV live!
The end. Well I will right more depending on how many reviews I get(hint hint). I'll do Ron Says (hehe!) and Chums which should be funny. I'll prob do Wonkey Donkey as well and maybe go onto CD:UK with singing wizards and witches(dumbledore!)
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and co belong to JKRowling and SMTV and Challenge Ant idea belong to ITV or SM:TV live.Supermodel girlfriend belongs to anyone who wants her. I think that's it.