You have stumbled upon another crazy fanfic by Yomiko the Hellbunny Slayer! There is only but one major thing I would like to adress about this story…IT IS RANDOM! I mean…REALLY REALLY RANDOM! Yes, it's a random insanity fic. Some people, like me, love random insanity. But some people of the uptight, jaded author crowd think that all stories need to be SERIOUS with a SPECIFIC PLOT and gay crap like that. If your one of them, don't bother to read this story. Because all you'll end up doing is flaming it. And I would like to ask that you don't flame this story JUST BECAUSE it's random. If you find something else seriously wrong with it (which I doubt), then you can politely notify me. With that said, and if you like randomness and are still here, READ ON!
Disclaimer: I own no ownership over A.I. Love You, or whatever other random pop culture icons I decide to insert in here. Tacos. Yes, tacos. Worship them.
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COME BACK!" Hitoshi yelled at the money, which was literally flying away on butterfly wings. He then managed to grab his pink butterfly net, covered in panda and kitten stickers, and chased the troublesome yen around.
"Hey, look at that guy." Said some people as they stopped in the streets to look at him. He, out of the freaking blue, had somehow donned a tutu and did some really freaky ballet leaps to try and catch the butterfly money. The people, thinking he was just an insane queer, kept walking and continued their pointless lives.
"Oh dear, the money has escaped again." Said Thirty, as she stared out the window, mopping the floor like a mother would mop with her child.
Twenty, who was sitting on the couch dressed as a penguin, was pondering how to put a stop to their money woes. Her first idea was to scream at trees until yen rained from the sky, but that resulted in one of the trees slapping her and then talking in Chinese. Then, she had tried to steal the leprechan bling bling, but ended up with a toilet…somehow.
Then, she thought of something SO original, SO ingenius, that nobody had ever thought of it before, not even Godzilla, the inventor of rap music.
Get a job.
With a new rush of enthusiasm, she ripped off the penguin costume (when she could've just unzipped it), ran outdoors, and screamed something about chicken pot pie and monkeys. Then a magical newspaper with "help wanted" ads blew to her feet. She picked it up, memorized it, then threw it at Hitoshi to stop his insane dance, even though he could have stopped when the butterflies left a minute ago.
End episode 1.