OOC
One day as Jasper Hale sat on the kitchen floor, playing with his Harry potter action figures he began to think about growing a beard. So he stopped playing and to concentrate on his chin, he pushed and pushed and in 3 minutes he had a full-grown beard. When little Jazzy walked into the room where Alice sat, he greeted her politely but all she could do was gasp.
APOV
"Shave that beast off your face right now!" I command firmly. "ooooo" purrs Jasper "I like it when youre feisty". I wasn't in the mood. " That ball of fluff on your face totally turns me OFF. It looks like something Emmett coffed up!" I cringe at the thought "now go shave". "But I don't have a shaver" he says, what a lame excuse! "Then I'll buy one for you," I say and I go out to shop for one. I get a little side tracked at the mall and end up with 5 shopping bags, but one does contain a brand knew shaver.
When I get home I hand it to him and drag him to the bathroom. "Now shave that damn thing off!" I yell. He inches the razor towards his face but as soon as it touches the big tangled mess of hair there is the deafening sound and the blade flies off and bounces around the room. Having heard the clanging all the Cullens come rushing and out of hiding to see what happened. "Holy shit man" Edward says " why is there a possum on your face?" "It's not a possum!' jasper whines, "believe it or not, it's a beard" I add and everyone gasps dramatically.