AN: So this just sorta struck me and I had to write it. .
Prince has signed in.
Otter has signed in.
Prince says: Well hello there Otter, you haven't been on in a while
Otter says: And you're still calling yourself prince. Care to explain why?
Prince says: Because I am a prince.
Otter says: I don't believe it for a minute
Prince says: It's my title at school
Otter says: Oh. So how are you?
Prince says: Just as awful as always.
Otter says: Did you ever talk to that girl?
Prince says: No. It's not happening.
Otter says: You're a sweet guy. Why not try?
Prince says: She hates me. It would never happen.
Otter says: She can't hate you. You're way too nice.
Prince says: I'm different then you think
Otter says: Seriously? I don't believe it.
Otter says: Why?
Prince says: Cause I'm not good.
Otter says: A lot girl's dream of the bad boy
Prince says: Not her. She's so damn goody-two-shoes
Otter says: I'm so a goody two shoes and I am hard core uh… (heh heh) for this bad boy. (And he's really bad. Not like normal bad…like kill and torture bad)
Prince says: For your sake stick to the good boys, less harm in the end
Otter says: I have a good boy and he's boring as all hell.
Prince says: If you get over it you'll be happier.
Otter says: I think he's really sweet. He just hasn't been in a scenario that allows him to really exhibit his real behavior.
Prince says: He's not. Trust me.
Otter says: You don't know him.
Prince says: I know people like him. It's not worth it. I'm serious Miss Otter.
Otter says: Fear not. We're sort of enemies. I punched him a few years back. And things haven't gotten better…
Prince says: Where do you go to school?
Otter says: No matter how many times you ask. I'm not going to tell you.
Prince says: Hogwarts perhaps?
Otter says: Maybe.
Prince says: And are you, perhaps, a Gryffindor?
Otter says: Perhaps
Prince says: And…are you by chance a Muggleborn?
Otter says: Maybe.
Prince says: Fuck you Granger.
Otter says: How do you know my name?
Otter says: Oh my god.
Prince has signed out.
Otter has signed out.
***
"Fuck you Granger!" Draco snarled from across the Potions classroom as she walked in. He was glaring her down.
"What, Malfoy, couldn't resist saying my name?" She growled back. Still standing.
"Granger, Malfoy. Silence." Snape called.
"You tell a soul anything and I'll string you and murder you myself." The blond growled.
"Who's the lucky girl, Malfoy" She copied the slow drawl he spoke in. He jerked his chin up and curled his lip.
"Take my threats seriously, mudblood." He snarls. "You're nothing."
"I don't know Prince seems to say differently."
"I could say the same for Otter" Malfoy sneered.
"Silence, class is…" Snape snarled.
"Shut up, don't cross me" Malfoy seethed at the teacher. "It wouldn't be in your best interest."
"Using your daddy's influence again?" Hermione taunted.
"Hiding behind Potter and Weasley?"
"I could take you down any day!" Hermione snarled.
"Ha, I wouldn't let you go down on me if you were the last girl alive." He locked eyes with the brunette. She seemed calm suddenly.
"Prince seems to disagree." Was all she said, holding her chin up.
"Otter was practically wet just talking about me."
"What the fuck is going on?" Ron hissed to Harry. The black haired boy shrugged and temporarily locked eyes with Crabbe who gave the same response.
"And all those times you told me about how soft her hair looked, or how her eyes glimmered in the light." Hermione growled back.
"All those times you told me you darkest, blackest secrets." He replied, his voice low. "This is a dangerous road, girly."
"Yes. Draco it is a dangerous road."
They glared at each other, their eyes full of brimstone. And something else that glittered in their eyes. Snape was trying to interfere in the fight but every time he would start talking Draco's sharp eyes shut him up. They two stared at each other.
"This is pointless, Mudblood," Draco snarled. "Professor Snape, Please continue class."
"Muggleborn you retarded fool." Hermione snarled. "You're…I'm sorry Prince, is the fucker who said, may I quote 'Anyone who doesn't respect your birth is not worth your time.'"
"What then? Choose not to listen? Cause you're giving me plenty of time." Draco sneered. Hermione's eyes locked with his grey.
"You're a fucker." Hermione snarled. "You're a real fucker." Silence persisted after her words. There was fire burning through them, burning between them.
"This is not finished Mudblood" Draco growled. "Sadly some of us actually need class to excel. We don't spend our lives behind a book."
"No it's not Malfoy.This is definitely not over."
***
Prince has signed on.
Otter has signed on.
Prince says: Hello.
Otter says: What, talking to me?
Prince says: You didn't know it was me until last night.
Otter says: And Malfoy states the obvious
Prince says: I'm sorry about potions today
Otter says: A Malfoy, apologizing?
Prince says: Shut it Granger.
Otters says: Were you seriously talking about me?
Prince says: As sure as you were talking about me
Prince says: Yeah. Yeah Granger, I was talking about you.
Otter says: Damn.
Prince says: I thought you were some muggle.
Otter says: By your standards I'm not better than one.
Prince says: Sometimes you fight for different reasons Miss Granger.
Otter says: Why were you fighting then?
Prince says: Family.
Otter says: Family? Seriously?
Prince says: You were wrong.
Otter says: About what?
Prince says:I'm not sweet.
Otter says: I think you're wrong.
Prince says: My opinion of you hasn't changed.
Otter says: You should ask her out.
Prince says: …
Prince says: We've been over this. She hates me.
Otter says: I'm serious. Ask her out.
Prince says: Come with me to Hogsmeade next weekend?
Otter says: Pick me up outside the Gryffindor commons.
Prince says: I will.
Otter says: Today never happened?
Prince says: You're hot when you're pissed.
Otter says: …
Prince says: I'm serious. Way hot.
Otter says: Lovely.
Prince says: You know it.
Otter says: …
Otter says: Someone's coming. I got to go. G'night.
Prince says: Good night Miss Granger.
Otter says: Good night Draco.
Otter has signed out.
Prince has signed out.