The Hobbit: Midnight Campfire
Humor, Romance.
Bilbo's POV
We had just spent a very tiring day trekking over monstrous hills. Our ponies carried our food so we had to walk on foot. Everyone was spread out across the large cliff. I had my feet resting on an uncomfortable rock. I had very attractive feet (for a hobbit at least). They were very large and extremely hairy (something the ladies always enjoy;)
Speaking of ladies, the fair Elf Elena was on the other side of the fire talking to Kili and Fili. Kili seemed to be cracking a joke that caused Elena to laugh her head off. Bilbo admired her in the moonlight. Her deep blue eyes seemed to hold stars inside them. Her long, curly brown hair hung over her shoulders. She was wearing a tight black corset, with long skinny pants and boots. Suddenly Kili whispered something to her which cause Fili to laugh out loud and clap Kili on the back. Elena smiled and nodded her head, then herself and Kili walked off into the jungle, I'm guessing to Kili's tent.
Balin's POV
Balin sat on a large rock slightly away from everyone else. He was searching across the area for Thorin, but he couldn't find him. Now that he though about it he couldn't see Aleera either. Suddenly he heard a rustle in the bushes behind him followed by loud moaning from Thorin. Thorin and Aleera must be eating, Balin thought.
Aleera's POV
Her tongue clashed mildly against Thorin's. She felt blissful. No, screw blissful, I feel horny, Aleera thought as she and Thorin passionately kissed behind the bushes not too far from Balin. Suddenly she remembered something. "Hold on" she said, standing up. "What is it?" asked Thorin. Aleera smiled at him cheekily. "I have something I need to find. I'll be back in 5 minutes" she replied. She then walked away, swaying her hips to tease him.
As soon as she was out of sight, she started running into the jungle to find Elena. "Elena" she whispered. Elena suddenly stood up from behind a rock, her hair was filled with leaves and her right sleeve was hanging off her shoulder. "What?" she asked. "I need that sexy black top from your tent" I answered. Suddenly a hand grabbed Elena's and pulled her to the ground behind the rock. I could have sworn I heard her say, "Feisty are we?" Kili suddenly popped up from behind the rock. "Elena is a little busy at the moment," he winked, "Please come back later"
Kili then hid behind the rock and made alarming noises. Elena giggled and the rocks began to shake. My eyes widened and I ran out of there as fast as I could. I'll have to make do without that top, she thought, as she made her way back to Thorin.
Elena's POV
As I danced horizontally with the sexy dwarf, I heard a noise from behind us. I looked up to see my best friend, Legolas Greenleaf looking at us. "Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?" I asked with a smile. Legolas looked at Kili and I on the dirt. Suddenly he smiled. "I see a *****some" he replied, before joining us for a night of pure ecstasy.
Gandalf's POV
Gandalf watched Thorin and Aleera through his crystal ball. Suddenly he started feeling horny. "Bombur" he called. The fat redheaded dwarf looked up at him. "Yes?" he asked. I smiled. "Care to join me?" I said, patting the grass beside me….
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