Rated T for Language

Crzygrl: Hey, welcome to…I forgot. What are we doing here?

Crzyklutz: We're here to host a crazy, insane, Furuba/Twilight Talk show thing.

Crzy: Seriously?

Klutz: Ok, please try to ignore crzygrl. As you can tell, she's pretty crazy. If not, you're pretty dumb.

Crzy: Yep, so let's meet the Furuba and Twilight characters. Wait, is this only a talk show?

Klutz: Only if it goes good…if not, it WILL be a dare show…

Crzy: It's gonna bomb in the first episode, isn't it?

Klutz: -smiling- Yes, most likely.

Crzy: Okay, let's meet the many wonderful characters.

Klutz: Shut up.

Crzy: You shut up.

Klutz: Go to hell.

Crzy: I'm already there, and I'm living it.

Kyo: Can you stop arguing and introduce us, already?

Klutz & Crzy: NO!

Crzy –alone–: YOU'RE A BIG BOY, YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF!

Klutz: Oh, I forgot to mention, try not to piss crzygrl off too much…But I guess you probably figured that out already.

Kyo: Why?

Crzy: –Vwoosh!–

Everyone: What was that?

Crzy: –smiling– Blowtorch.

Klutz: That's why. Okay, so how's the stupid cat holding up?

Kyo: THE STUPID CAT IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, THAT'S WHAT!

Crzy: YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT TO HER?!

Kyo: –Being held back by Hatsuharu– YOU HEARD ME!

Crzy: –Being held back my… pretty much everyone else– YOU TOO SCARED TO SAY IT TO MY FACE?!

Klutz: Ah, I think someone has a crush.

Crzy: –turns around with evil glare– YOU MIND SHUTTING YOUR FACE?!

Klutz: Okay, while Crzygrl is having her abundant mood swings–

Crzy: What's adumnt mean?

Klutz: Abundant! And it means common or usual.

Tohru: Crzygrl, do you mind introducing us?

Crzy: No problem, Tohru. Kyo, why can't you be nicer like Tohru, instead of always being a jackass?

Kyo: –Glares furiously and tries to punch Crzygrl, but misses–

Crzy: Jeez, Yuki's right, you do suck when it comes to martial arts. Anyway, here we have, all the way from the Fruits Basket manga, –points to each and every person while speaking + rounds of applause's for all except Akito– Tohru Honda, Yuki Sohma (rat), Kyo Sohma (cat), Hatori Sohma (dragon), and –growls– Akito Sohma (god).

Klutz: Yay, I get to introduce the Twilight cast. So we have, all the way from Forks, Washington, the Cullens. Edward Anthony Mason Cullen (vampire), Isabella "Bella" Marie Swan Cullen (vampire), Renesmee "Nessie" Carlie Cullen (hybrid-half vampire and human), Rosalie Lillian Hale (vampire), Emmett McCarty Cullen (vampire), Mary Alice Brandon Cullen (vampire), and Jasper Whitlock Hale (vampire).

Crzy: -Deep breath- Sam Uley, Paul –smiles & winks at him-, Jacob. And I didn't forget Sam's fiancée, Emily Young.

Klutz: -whispers- What's up with the smile and wink?

Crzy: Is it my fault I have a crush on each side? Twilight and Furuba? I think not. Besides, he already knows I like him.

Klutz: Oh does he now?

Crzy: Uh huh.

(A/N, I do not want to put their imprenties. Aside from Jacob and Sam. For one…multiple reasons. I may add Bella's previous schoolmates, and Tohru's friends in later chapters along w/ other important people.)

Klutz: Okay…so, tomorrow, we will answer an obvious question. If the audience knows what it is, I get to slap Kyo and you can come up and ask it yourself. If you get it wrong, I get to slap Yuki and I'll have Crzy ask it. It has to do with...Akito. -hiss-

Yuki: -same time - You better get it right.

Kyo: -same time - You better get it wrong.

Klutz and Crzy: Well, it's been a great day. See you next time on-…

Audience: Rated. T. For. Language. Woo!

-Random music starts playing. -

Crzy: Yeah, okay. I know today sucked. But we can only put so much stuff.