Mad Cow

by Phindar

BSE arrives in Japan and only Shigure and Hatori can save the rest of the juunishi! Well, not really.

Hatori knocked on the door.

Tohru opened it. "Oh, come in!"

He stood before the motley group of juunishi (et cetera) inside Shigure's house, grave look on his face.

"Everyone, remain calm. There are cases of BSE in Japan."

They looked up at him and blinked for a while.

Then Tohru started freaking out. "Oh, that's TERRIBLE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" She looked at Hatori. "Um... what's BSE?"

Hatori sighed. Typical Tohru response that it was, he was surprised she had no idea.

Shigure grinned at Tohru. "Why, you should know that! It's MAD COW."

Dead silence.

Kyou snorted. "Oh, you mean like Haru?"

The cow glared at him.

Hatori, attempting to ignore this, started again. "So, until such time as beef is deemed safe, you should refrain from having any."

Shigure, another mischievous look on his face, quipped, "So no eating Haru, Yuki."

The rat looked up at the dog and pouted. "No fair."