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Summary: "Hello my name is Kobay- I mean Hiruma Sena, please to meet you all. Um, things about me that are interesting, I guess would be my family. My mother side of the family are all twins, my mother is a twin Kongo- I mean well she's a Kobayakawa now, and My father has a half sister who is half American, and so I have lots of interesting family members though I am an only child, and its pretty fun."
Pairing: Hiruma x FEMSena
YOU CAN SKIP THE AUTHOR'S NOTE... I'M EMBARRASSED BY IT...
KH: Well this chapter is starting off with introducing some characters, the main pair won't meet just yet. And to those who are wondering: Hey when are you going to update your other stories? Why are you even posting a new one up?
The Answer: My friend won't get off my back; she's a HiruSena fan… I chucked out six ideas, some old, some new… and she finally agreed on this one. It was either this or a very tragic tragedy. And I don't do tragedy well…
KG: It's because she killed off most of her original characters in her own stories…
KH: Ah, say hi to Kill, no that's her real name, Killian… now, please get off of me… I mean it you weigh like 100 something…
GK: Don't pity her, she needs the exercise, her skin has seen as much sunlight as an angler fish! If she won't go out to exercise, I'll bring the exercise here!
KH: Sniffles, I'm being bullied… and she said she'd steal my gum if I didn't do this… my gum is my lifeline…
Chapter 1: Sweet Candies Café
A lightly tan elegant body, in a lace filled pink and white maid outfit, spins in a triple pirouette then sashays to the side and finally bows as she came to a stop. "So… what do you think?" a small soft voice, belonging to the spiky haired girl, asked a taller darker man, who was dressed in a yellow mustard color gi. She was a little out of breath from showing off her new uniform in such a fashion, but she stood straight as the wind played with her long flowing hair.
The man's short dreadlocks swayed a bit when he leaned forward; lowering his dark blue shades to stare into her bright honey golden eyes.
"Why the hell are you doing this?" he asked, his voice laced with venom.
"B-Because… I want to" she pouted, though she stuttered, she stood firmly as she stared into the darker brown eyes.
"Shit! Unko, talk her out of this!" the dread headed teen turned to a similar looking male, the only difference was that the other boy had a shaved head.
"I'm… a little… busy…ugh" the other teen grunted, two other teens also seemed in pain. Why, behind the struggling teens was a horde of males, all dressed in the same yellow gi. They were clawing their way pass the three teens, all chanting and panting the same thing,
"Sena-chan…" pink and red hearts were spilling from their eyes as they sweated and drooled.
The dreadlocked teen covered the brunette's eyes then one ferocious glare of death later the grounds were vacated… The ones that that were left was the dread headed teen, the small girl, and the other three whom formed the blockade.
The two others were a large man with short black hair, whom looked older than a high-schooler should, and a short teen with spiky black hair and a mole smack dab in between his eyebrows. They were shivering from fright and sweating from having kept most of the school's boys away from the innocent girl. And that was saying something, since they went to an all boy's school.
"What's going on? Why was everyone crowding here?" Sena asked, turning to the dreadlocked teen first then the other three as she took his hand from her eyes. "Agon-niichan, Unsui-niichan? Is there something wrong, Ikkyu-senpai, Yamabushi-senpai?" a worried expression marring her childish features.
"Nothing Sena" Unsui, apparently Agon's older twin, reassured the small brunette. But the small brunette just frown even more.
"T-that's right, Sena-chan. They were just here to talk to us, you don't have to worry about anything" Ikkyu blushed as he back Unsui up. They didn't even notice Sena clenching and unclenching her hands, her breathing becoming irregular.
Yamabushi was standing beside Agon, he noticed these emotions in Sena, but he kept quiet, it was a family affair, and he wouldn't meddle.
Agon placed his hands on Sena's shoulder and turned her to look at Unsui and said,
"Unko-chan, talk her out of it! Since she listens to you, and not me…" Agon growled and muttered.
"That's not true, I love and respect you both!" Sena pouted as she crossed her arms, still in Agon's grip.
"Hah, then you'd listen when I told you I don't want you working in that place!"
"But, what's wrong with working in a café?" Sena asked, shrugging his hands off and turning to Agon.
"A maid café is where perverts gather! They'll do bad things to you" Agon accused as he stared down at the girl.
'Hypocrite… he does bad things to women all the time' the other boys thought, but kept silent.
"Perverts do not gather there! It is a very safe place to work, the environment is safe, the location, and my coworkers are all nice" Sena rebutted as she turned around to face Unsui, her eyes begged him to talk Agon into this.
"Agon, Rika-chan is working there too" Unsui tried to defend the small girl, he was always a victim of her bright pleading eyes.
"And Mona-chan" Ikkyu added, blushing and drooling as he thought about the large eyed girl, but he was mostly thinking about her large D-cup bosom, rather than her dark chocolate eyes.
"Yeah, but they can handle themselves. Sena, Sena is oblivious to everything! Why the hell do you want to work anyways? Shuuma-ji and Mihae-ba already make more than enough" Agon grabbed Sena shoulders again, and spoke into her ear, as if he were her conscience.
She turned around and looked up at him and said "I want to be useful, I want to do something productive. I don't want to be a burden anymore…" she looked away and turned to the rest "everyone can't protect me forever… I need to learn to grow up, like you said Nii-chan, I'm oblivious, to everything… I know I'm missing something when someone says 'It's fine Sena-chan' or 'Don't worry about it Sena-chan' but the worst is ' I'll fix it Sena-chan.' Well guess what, I want to fix it, if the problem lies within me! I want to be able to… I want to help" she turned to them all, tears spilling from her large eyes.
"… Tch…" Agon turned to look away, he knew he couldn't look her in the eyes when she got that way.
"Agon-nii, please… Please, let me do this… I want to do something, and this job is perfect for me, all I have to do is wait tables, the worst I could do is mix up orders" Sena begged, grabbing his large hand within her small ones.
"That's not what I'm worried about" Agon squeezed her hands.
"If it's about people touching me, you know no one can, ever since the bullying, I learned to avoid them, bad people" Sena tugged on his sleeve, she still looking up at Agon, but Agon won't face her.
'The only reason they bullied her was because they thought Sena-chan was a boy… when she turned twelve… those bullies became stalkers…' Yamabushi remembered the small Sena who came over to their middle school all beat up and bruised with bandages, and then one day she came to them… a woman… with so many people trailing her… Agon blew a gasket both times, the first time he just beat everyone. The other time he had almost committed mass murder…
"Agon" Unsui sighed, Agon turned to all three men, they were all on Sena's side now, literally, and figuratively.
"Tch… those trashes better not touch you…" Agon muttered.
"W-wait, does that mean, you-you'll let me! ?" Sena asked as her eyes lit up, sparkling like fine gold.
"…Yeah…" Agon lifted his head up to the sky and rolled his eyes.
"Arigato! Suki, Agon-nii dai suki!" (Thank-you! Like, I love big brother Agon!) Sena glomped Agon, and kicked her legs happily as she hung/ swung from his shoulders.
"Yeah, yeah, you better quit if anything happens" Agon hugged the small girl, picking her up and ruffled her hair, making her spikes even more messier than they were before.
"Hai…" (yes sir…) Sena rolled her eyes and smiled as he let her down.
"Thank-you, mina-tachi (everyone)!" Sena hugged them all. Ikkyu and Yamabushi blushed.
"Well, I have to go now, and tell them I want the job" Sena smiled as she leaned her body to the side as she grinned and giggled.
"Wait, Sena, before you go, did you ask Mamoru?" Unsui asked, knowing that Sena still has one more older family member to ask.
"Mamoru-niichan? Oh, he agreed in an instant, all I had to do was this" Sena sent them a look that made them turn to jelly. Her lower lip quivered and her eyes soften and tears gleamed as she sniffled, and hugged her body like a scared animal.
Sena let out a whimper. "onegai… (please…)"
"Why didn't you use it on Agon?" Yamabushi asked, he was crying slightly, feeling sorry for Sena, for no apparent reason besides the fact she looked like a kicked puppy.
"Because he always looks away, see" Sena pointed to Agon, who turned away. Unsui on the other hand was hugging her and patting her head. Ikkyu was on the ground apologizing and begging for forgiveness for everything he ever did wrong.
"…" they all turned to Agon, who had a flushed and irritated face, but he was looking away.
'He's a genius' they thought.
"Well, I have to go, bye!" She smiled as they let go and she rushed off leaving only a cloud of dust.
"Ah, if only Sena-chan were a boy, she'd make a great running back" Yamabushi sighed.
"But she's not" Agon glowered at his senpai with a face that would scare the devil.
"…R-right…"
"Oh, that's right, I forgot to ask Sena where she was going for school?" Unsui stated,
"Tch, it's not for six more month. Just call Mihae-ba when the time comes" Agon scoffed, and walked away.
"Agon, where are you going, there's still practice" Unsui called out.
"Ha, like I need to practice" Agon lifted a hand to signify he was leaving.
"You know, sometime I wish Agon was more like Sena, and Sena was more like Agon…" Unsui muttered as he shook his head, and messaged his temples trying to rid himself of that incoming migraine.
" Why? !" the two others asked.
"Agon would be more willing to participate, and Sena would be less likely pushed into doing other people's work…"
"Hm, I see…" 'For a minute there I thought Unsui wanted Agon to act like an innocent little girl and Sena to act like a playboy punk'
"Ah, you mean that, yeah…" 'For a minute there I thought Unsui-san wanted them to cross dress…'
"…" 'What did they think I was talking about?' Unsui wondered.
Ikkyu thought about Agon wearing a frilly pink and white maid outfit…
While the same time Yamabushi thought about Agon acting cutsy and skipping around smile brightly and giggling.
"IKKYU!" Unsui shouted alarm as the boy fell over and started to foam at the mouth as his eyes rolled into the back of his head.
"Yamabushi-senpai hel- YAMABUSHI-SENPAI!" the older man was on the ground trembling, his body was spazzing and jittery. His right arm was twitching around violently as to ward away evil!
'A-all I said was I wish that Sena and Agon be more like each other…?' "What's going on? !" Unsui shouts to the sky.
-Somewhere else-
"A-a-achu!" Sena sneeze a high pitch sneeze, and someone else sneeze, but it was more powerful and loud.
"Huh?" Sena looked around, "Is there someone there?" there was a small road with a telephone pole, that divided into a four way intersection.
She didn't see a soul. "Hm… maybe it was my sneeze, and it echoed…" Sena glanced around one last time and left it at that.
Unknown to her, Agon had been following her, and he was hiding behind a corner of the furthest right intersection. He peered out and watched her walk along.
A little later they reached a busier street filled with shops and restaurants and people.
"Hey, look! It's the Amai Ame Café uniform!" some school boys pointed.
"Wah… she's so cute!" some punks shouted.
"Do you think she has a boyfriend yet?" a college student on his way to art school asked his friend.
"Hey girl, say the lines!" a shop owner teased.
"Yeah!" everyone else agreed.
"Hm" Sena stopped "oh" she realized they were talking to her "um…ahem" she cleared her throat and then said "Amai desu ka? (Is it sweet?)" sweetly while winking and giggling.
"KAWAII!" NOSEBLEED GEYSER!
Sena stood there in shock, eyes opened so wide, it was comical, as blood painted the streets "… Are you all okay? !" she shouted with arms in the air, she was about to go over and help the closes man when,
"Just ignore them, someone else might get the job!" Agon shouted stepping out of his hiding place.
Sena turned around, with her arms still in the air, but Agon was quick on his feet, and out of sight before Sena even turned fully.
"I must be hearing things" Sena covered her mouth "but oh, the phantom voice is right! If I don't hurry, someone else could be hired!" Sena gasped and then ran, which then caused her skirt to lift and everyone saw her intricate lacy white underwear adorning her firm bouncing butt as her beautifully sculpted legs rushed her away… Let's just say Agon didn't need to do anything, the blood loss will kill them all…
Agon had to admit… his baby cousin was growing up to be a fine woman. But that also meant, there was going to be a mass murder in Japan… strictly of males.
-At Amai Ame Café-
"Rika, Mona!" Sena ran through the doors in a huff.
"Sena? ! What's wrong?" a, short white haired, girl with green eyes asked, suddenly pouring hot coffee over a customer's lap.
"OW!" the man screamed in pain.
"Oops… I'm so sorry, sir, let me get that for you" She smiled charmingly.
"O-Okay…" the brunette man goofily smiled and blushed as the girl wiped up his lap as she squatted to the floor.
"Rika…" some moans were heard from other tables as they watched the albino girl worked.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Rika, I didn't mean to scare you into pouring the customer's drink on him, I'm so sorry" Sena bowed three times before, the man told her,
"N-No, it's fine, hehehe" the man was chuckling as he watching Rika's face centimeter's away from his knee.
"Ah, Rika, where is the manager? I need to speak with him, I want a job here" Sena was panting and red cheeked since she ran all the way across town in less than ten minutes.
"Really?" Rika perked up and stood up, the man saddened as Rika stood up, but right then he saw Sena…
"A-… Angel!"
"An Angel? Where?" Sena asked Rika, she looked around. People all turned to stare at her, the pink cheeked, bright eyed girl, with the beautiful golden tan legs.
"I-I don't see one, oh! But I do see the manager and Mona… I think he's scolding her… are those banana's in her pocket?" Sena asked in a whisper. Rika sighed, and took Sena over to the employee section, which led to the back way to the kitchen since the window they were looking into that led to the kitchen, was really only a window. There was no door there, and they would have had to jump to get inside…
"Yeah… the manager keeps telling her not to sneak bananas away from the kitchen, but she just won't stop…" Rika shrugged as they entered the locker room.
"Well bananas are a very good source of vitamin B6 and a good source of vitamin C, potassium, dietary fiber, and manganese" Sena inputted, most she learned from Mona, who was knowledgeable about all things bananas… and baseball, but that was about it.
Rika on the other, if Sena could remember right, liked rugby, and was now showing some interest in football.
'How could Rika love such a violent sport… well I have violent family members I love… could that be the same?' Sena thought she had an epiphany when Rika pulled her out of her thoughts.
"Not to mention calories…" Rika stated as they stopped in front of the kitchen door.
"Her bra size went up again, didn't it?" Sena turned to Rika, with a serious face.
"Yup" Rika rolled her eyes as she was about to push the doors open.
"DD?" Sena asked.
"F" Rika replied as they went inside.
"Wow…" Sena was both impress with Mona's boob size, but also the large clean white kitchen.
"Yup, but that's all that grew …" Rika sighed.
"Rika…" Sena sighed, knowing the albino was insulting Mona's lack of brainpower.
"What, the same thing happens to you…" Rika eyed Sena.
"… W-what do you mean? I know I'm stupid, b-but I think I'm getting smarter… I think" Sena wanted to cry, she wasn't that dumb, was she?
"No, I meant, your breasts grew, but you don't look as you've gain any weight" Rika smiled.
"O-oh" 'But I am pretty dumb… still…'
"Sena, you're not stupid, now come let's go talk to the manager about the job" Rika pulled Sena over to the kitchen.
'How does she know what I'm thinking?' Sena wondered as they made their way to the middle of the kitchen, away from the warm ovens.
"Boss, remember Kobayakawa Sena" Rika asked, as she introduced the brunette to the man.
"Ah, yes, I do, will you be working here Kobayakawa-kun?" the man with the white hair, white from age, not from being albino, asked. (Note: Older men can call younger women with the suffix -kun attached.)
"Hai, I have my entire family's blessing" Sena nodded, her hands formed fist as her sides. She looked about pump to punch someone's lights out, but in an adorable way…
"Hahaha, Sena, you aren't here to get married, you're here to work" Mona, the short curly/ wavy haired girl, laughed.
"Yes, and as for you Raimon-kun" the elder man narrowed his eyes.
"Jiji, stop calling me that…" Mona rolled her eyes, Sena looked from Mona to the manager/ boss.
"Grandpa?" Sena asked, her voice going up a pitch.
"Sena isn't it obvious max? ! Raimon Takana" Mona pointed to herself, and then to the white haired man "Raimon Tasuku" apparently related.
"Oh… No, I didn't see it. You don't look anything alike!" Sena panicked, was there something wrong with her eyes, was she going blind from not eating enough fruit?
"Hahaha, that's a good, why would I want to look like an old man" Mona laughed.
"Hmph, the nerve of you Takana…" Tasuku shook his head.
"Well you are old" Mona shrugged. (Note: Mona is a nickname like Monta, because Monta's real name is Tarou.)
The two kept arguing…
"Do- do they always do this?" Sena asked wearily.
"Fight? Yup" Rika rolled her eyes and sighed placing a hand on her waist as she waited for them to stop and notice there were other people present.
"… I-I see… hm" Sena wasn't so sure about working there anymore, she didn't really like to see family members fight each other, no matter how much they hated each other…
"A-ano… maybe I-I should leave…" Sena muttered, the two became quiet.
"Oh, you don't want to work here Kobayakawa-kun?" the old man asked surprised.
"I-it's not that, I really like it here, but-"
"Ah man, Sena, I'm sorry. I forgot how big family is to you… alright, I promise this: I won't argue with grandpa… when you're around" Mona added that last part after some thought.
"Oh, are you sure you can do that?" Tasuku asked his granddaughter, almost teasingly.
"…Listen grandfather. Sena is my best friend, and not only that, she's a good kid, and a very hard worker… If we lose her, we'll be losing business… and if we lose business mom's gonna make you retire and sit in front of the t.v all day with her, watching soaps… Do you really want to die of boredom?" Mona asked.
"…Now, I'm asking seriously of both you and Kaitani-kun, do you really think Kobayakawa-kun can bring more business? No offense"
"None taken" Sena chirped.
"… Just look outside the window" Rika pointed as Mona crossed her arms and they both smirked. Tasuku turned and gaped!
Outside the shop, there was a crowd of men trying to enter the shop at the same time.
"It's her!" they shouted, pointing to the startled brunette.
"Ah, it's them… Are you all okay now? !" Sena asked jumping over the window to land out in the café, she went over and opened the glass door to let them in.
"Hehehe"
"Sorry, but you can only be in here if you're a customer" Rika jumped out in the open next.
"If you don't order, get out" Mona jumped next.
The crowd stared at these three girls.
An albino beauty with a charismatic nature. A busty brunette with an attitude. And finally, another brunette with beautiful legs, who was…
"Welcome to Sweet Candies Café~ Is it sweet enough for you? Hehehe" Sena smiled leaning forward taking their breath away with her captivating smile and bright eyes.
"TOO CUTE!"
TBC…
KH: Do you like it? *unsure*
KG: Yes! I love you! *hugs*
KH: … don't be fooled… she's really scary… oh, if you like it, Ill continue to post it, if not, I'll just end it via email to her when she goes back home