CRAYAK'S POV
I walked into my house and said in my manly man voice, "Honey I'm home!"
"Oh hi bossman where were you?" the Drode asked.
"Your face," I said.
"You were in my face?" he asked.
"Your face."
"I'll take that as a yes."
I opened my freezer and looked inside, then glared at him. "Speaking of you taking stuff, where's my ice cream?"
"Uh..." he pointed to a dead Howler.
He's dead you're stupid," I said.
"No you're stupid because you made their life spans too short."
"No YOU'RE stupid."
"Why?" the Drode asked.
"Because I said so," I said.
"BAD DOG," the Drode yelled at me.
"YOU'RE THE BAD DOG!" I yelled back. I put the cone of shame on his face. "Everyone get out here You too David!"
All my Howlers came. There's like fifty gazillion of them. Or you know a hundred. And also this ugly rat. His name is David but he's not the Animorph. He's just a rat that wandered in.
Maybe I miss the real David.
SO WHUT
AND DON'T SHIP US BRUH
"Okay the Drode now wears the cone of shame," I told them. "Shame him."
The Howlers all came up and farted in his face. David nibbled on his eyeball. David likes eyeballs. They're actually pretty tasty.
SO WHUT IF I EAT THE EYEBALLS OF DEAD HOWLERS THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
"Okay drode now go do your job. If you do good you no longer wear the cone of shame," I said. "And get me some ice cream."
He took his cell phone and one of the Howler's wallet then left.
"Everyone, out," I ordered. David went into his rat hole. The Howlers followed him in there. It's more like a Howler hole than a rat hole. Oh well.
I flopped on the couch. I wished I had ice cream. But My Little Pony was going to be on soon, and I was watching it, ice cream or no ice cream.
Ice cream would have been better though.
So what do you think? :3