Prongs and Padfoot Revenge
Chapter One
James and Sirius where sitting on the ground trying to think of ways
to get back at Snape for his evil deed when Moony came in.
"What are you two doin- " Moony was cut off from the question by his shriek
of laughter.
" Why (gasp) are two (laugh laugh) purple?!" Moony said trying to keep a
strait face but it didn't work too well and soon he was on the floor
laughing.
" OH YEAH! Very funny." James said with a smug face on.
" I got it!" Sirius said while jumping up and knocking a glass of water,
which landed on Moony who was still on the floor laughing but soon stopped
to discover he was cold and wet and started to chase Sirius around the room
while James tried to catch Moony before he ate Sirius.
"Get over here you purple footed freak!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SAVE ME! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! DON'T EAT ME! EAT
HIM!"
"Moony (pant) don't (pant) eat him! S- " James was interrupted by a loud
thud which was James on top of Moony on top of Sirius on top of a large
brick wall which appeared out of no-where-sville (who would guessed).
"How stupid are you guys?" They heard Snape seethed at them. "Ha. That's
two in a day. I think that's pretty good don't you Sirius?" Snape said in a
kind voice (or at least what's kind for him).
"Get out of here Snape." James said gritting his teeth while Moony held
Sirius back from turning Snape into green jello.
"Pff-" Snape smirked as he said that and moseyed on down to potions (most
likely to get on Sirius' nerves who would have turned Snape into ash if
Moody hadn't stopped him.
" I swear by Merlin, if he doesn't pay O SO SERVERELY." Sirius yelled as he
punched his fist into his hand, "Ow. I cracked my knuckles."
"Oh yeah, your sure to scare him." Moony said as he gave a little laugh.
"Let's think. What's the one thing that Snape fears? I mean really fears."
James thought allowed to himself. All thought for a minute and suddenly
Sirius yelled out-
"I GOT IT!"
Chapter Two
"I can't believe I didn't think of it before," he said while pacing
in an odd way with no real direction so I guess it wasn't really pacing so
maybe he was-
"A-hem"
Oh sorry. CONTINUE!
"Any who, as I was saying." Sirius continued before he was oh so rudely
interrupted by the author." What if tonight while everyone is asleep
INCLUDING Snape, we 'just by accident ' enter into his dreams and find his
fears?"
"Padfoot. I know that face. That face is a BAD face. BAD FACE!" Moony said
backing away slowly.
"It'd a good idea but just one thing," James said casually.
"And that is." Sirius said slowly not quite sure what was wrong with his
plan. He thought it was a very good idea, since all of his ideas where
good. Except for the ones that had the Marauders facing sure death or
objects that do and will attack you. And so did I, cause I wrote this but
going on.
"WE aren't ALLOWED OUT AT NIGHT! DUH!" James said hitting Sirius on the
side of his head with his palm.
"Since when has not being allowed to do something ever stopped you?"
"Well.uh."
"Oh, but my dear fellow trickster," Sirius said as he put an arm around his
best friends shoulder, "the.uh. 'not getting caught' part is where u come
in."He finished as his infamous evil grin spread onto his face.
************************************that
night*******************************************
"Padfoot-you owe me BIG." James said with a hint a irritation.
"Thank you Prooooooongs." Sirius said with a face you couldn't be mad at.
"Ya ready Moony.Moony?" James said as he looked around quickly to see no
one but Padfoot and himself. "Sirius! You
didn't tell Moony!?" James said almost yelling but he had to whisper for.um-
confidential reasons (small Moony like voice in distance yells "Because
Filch will-" he was cut off by God knows what and a soft far off scream
could be heard in the distance. Poor Moony.)
"I'm not wakin that thing up! He'll eat me!" Sirius complained.
"You do have point *sigh* I guess it's just you and me." James said knowing
he was going to regret doing this.
********************************** later on that
night**********************************
"Sirius! I told you, you were too tall to stand up under the Invisibility
Cloak!" James whispered.
"Am not!" Sirius snapped back.
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"ARE TOO!"
"ARE! NOT!"
"ARE-" James stopped because they both heard something.like the opening of
a teachers door. One teacher they didn't wanna see. McGonagle.
"Uh-oh,"Sirius said as he gave a slight whimper.
"Shhh!" James put his hand hard against Sirius' mouth only to feel him lick
it. James gave him a disgusted look.
"OK. That was uncalled for." James said as he wiped his hand off when he
was completely sure McGonagle was gone.
"Hehehehe" Sirius chuckled with a wide grin.
"Come on Snape's room is this way. Follow me." (AN-How they got into the
Slythern dormitories? Who knows. We moved them with our 'supreme mental
powers' (small 'oooooh' s and 'aaaaah' s can be heard) yes I know. Be
afraid)
********************************even LATER on that
night**************************
"OK. We're here. What was that spell again?" James whispered trying not to
laugh at the sleeping Snape who was sucking his thumb and drooling (its
actually very funny to see Snape like that if you know him which u don't
really wanna do).
"Um.I think its 'dreamiuos accupous'." Sirius answered somewhat like a
question. But as soon as he said that they were inside Snape's dream. "
What is that!" Sirius exclaimed and started laughing, "THAT's his fear!?
HA!" "Oh. This is
too good to be true," James said as the two friends looked at each other
and smiled grimly, "c'mon. Let's go. We gotta get ready." " For what?"
Sirius wondered. " Our greatest
scheme EVER." James said so smugly and confidently it was kinda scary.
*******I don't know about u but im kinda tired a typin these
things*************
(The next day) "Hey there Snape, old buddy, old pal! Whats up?" Sirius said
cheerily. "Still
purple I see," Snape drawled. "Hey Snape!
Be careful when u dream." James warned Snape as he and Sirius walked off to
DADA and smirked at him.
(AN- This is my first one and I wont continue unless ppl like it. And also,
This was not a one man show. My good friend Nox3 did many revisions for me.
Thank u)
Chapter One
James and Sirius where sitting on the ground trying to think of ways
to get back at Snape for his evil deed when Moony came in.
"What are you two doin- " Moony was cut off from the question by his shriek
of laughter.
" Why (gasp) are two (laugh laugh) purple?!" Moony said trying to keep a
strait face but it didn't work too well and soon he was on the floor
laughing.
" OH YEAH! Very funny." James said with a smug face on.
" I got it!" Sirius said while jumping up and knocking a glass of water,
which landed on Moony who was still on the floor laughing but soon stopped
to discover he was cold and wet and started to chase Sirius around the room
while James tried to catch Moony before he ate Sirius.
"Get over here you purple footed freak!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SAVE ME! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! DON'T EAT ME! EAT
HIM!"
"Moony (pant) don't (pant) eat him! S- " James was interrupted by a loud
thud which was James on top of Moony on top of Sirius on top of a large
brick wall which appeared out of no-where-sville (who would guessed).
"How stupid are you guys?" They heard Snape seethed at them. "Ha. That's
two in a day. I think that's pretty good don't you Sirius?" Snape said in a
kind voice (or at least what's kind for him).
"Get out of here Snape." James said gritting his teeth while Moony held
Sirius back from turning Snape into green jello.
"Pff-" Snape smirked as he said that and moseyed on down to potions (most
likely to get on Sirius' nerves who would have turned Snape into ash if
Moody hadn't stopped him.
" I swear by Merlin, if he doesn't pay O SO SERVERELY." Sirius yelled as he
punched his fist into his hand, "Ow. I cracked my knuckles."
"Oh yeah, your sure to scare him." Moony said as he gave a little laugh.
"Let's think. What's the one thing that Snape fears? I mean really fears."
James thought allowed to himself. All thought for a minute and suddenly
Sirius yelled out-
"I GOT IT!"
Chapter Two
"I can't believe I didn't think of it before," he said while pacing
in an odd way with no real direction so I guess it wasn't really pacing so
maybe he was-
"A-hem"
Oh sorry. CONTINUE!
"Any who, as I was saying." Sirius continued before he was oh so rudely
interrupted by the author." What if tonight while everyone is asleep
INCLUDING Snape, we 'just by accident ' enter into his dreams and find his
fears?"
"Padfoot. I know that face. That face is a BAD face. BAD FACE!" Moony said
backing away slowly.
"It'd a good idea but just one thing," James said casually.
"And that is." Sirius said slowly not quite sure what was wrong with his
plan. He thought it was a very good idea, since all of his ideas where
good. Except for the ones that had the Marauders facing sure death or
objects that do and will attack you. And so did I, cause I wrote this but
going on.
"WE aren't ALLOWED OUT AT NIGHT! DUH!" James said hitting Sirius on the
side of his head with his palm.
"Since when has not being allowed to do something ever stopped you?"
"Well.uh."
"Oh, but my dear fellow trickster," Sirius said as he put an arm around his
best friends shoulder, "the.uh. 'not getting caught' part is where u come
in."He finished as his infamous evil grin spread onto his face.
************************************that
night*******************************************
"Padfoot-you owe me BIG." James said with a hint a irritation.
"Thank you Prooooooongs." Sirius said with a face you couldn't be mad at.
"Ya ready Moony.Moony?" James said as he looked around quickly to see no
one but Padfoot and himself. "Sirius! You
didn't tell Moony!?" James said almost yelling but he had to whisper for.um-
confidential reasons (small Moony like voice in distance yells "Because
Filch will-" he was cut off by God knows what and a soft far off scream
could be heard in the distance. Poor Moony.)
"I'm not wakin that thing up! He'll eat me!" Sirius complained.
"You do have point *sigh* I guess it's just you and me." James said knowing
he was going to regret doing this.
********************************** later on that
night**********************************
"Sirius! I told you, you were too tall to stand up under the Invisibility
Cloak!" James whispered.
"Am not!" Sirius snapped back.
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"ARE TOO!"
"ARE! NOT!"
"ARE-" James stopped because they both heard something.like the opening of
a teachers door. One teacher they didn't wanna see. McGonagle.
"Uh-oh,"Sirius said as he gave a slight whimper.
"Shhh!" James put his hand hard against Sirius' mouth only to feel him lick
it. James gave him a disgusted look.
"OK. That was uncalled for." James said as he wiped his hand off when he
was completely sure McGonagle was gone.
"Hehehehe" Sirius chuckled with a wide grin.
"Come on Snape's room is this way. Follow me." (AN-How they got into the
Slythern dormitories? Who knows. We moved them with our 'supreme mental
powers' (small 'oooooh' s and 'aaaaah' s can be heard) yes I know. Be
afraid)
********************************even LATER on that
night**************************
"OK. We're here. What was that spell again?" James whispered trying not to
laugh at the sleeping Snape who was sucking his thumb and drooling (its
actually very funny to see Snape like that if you know him which u don't
really wanna do).
"Um.I think its 'dreamiuos accupous'." Sirius answered somewhat like a
question. But as soon as he said that they were inside Snape's dream. "
What is that!" Sirius exclaimed and started laughing, "THAT's his fear!?
HA!" "Oh. This is
too good to be true," James said as the two friends looked at each other
and smiled grimly, "c'mon. Let's go. We gotta get ready." " For what?"
Sirius wondered. " Our greatest
scheme EVER." James said so smugly and confidently it was kinda scary.
*******I don't know about u but im kinda tired a typin these
things*************
(The next day) "Hey there Snape, old buddy, old pal! Whats up?" Sirius said
cheerily. "Still
purple I see," Snape drawled. "Hey Snape!
Be careful when u dream." James warned Snape as he and Sirius walked off to
DADA and smirked at him.
(AN- This is my first one and I wont continue unless ppl like it. And also,
This was not a one man show. My good friend Nox3 did many revisions for me.
Thank u)