Danny heard mummers coming from Jazz's room for a half-hour now. He thrusted his comic book aside and marched to his sister's room down the hall. Before he could start pounding on the door yelling 'Jazz, keep it down!' he noticed a sign on her door printed in fancy green letters.
'People of the Ethical Treatment of Ectoplasmic Manifestations meeting in progress. Do not disturb. People of the Ethical Treatment of Ectoplasmic Manifestations. Where Ghosts and humans connect.' Danny looked at the sign in disturb upon reading 'where ghosts and humans connect' then noticed that below that was 'Not like that, pervert!' scribbled in crayon.
Danny opened the door and let out a gasp. Jazz, his parents, Skulker, Techness, and Vlad Masters were all in there sitting in a circle. "Jazz! Why are my ene- I mean, why are there ghosts in our house!?"
"This is were the healing starts, Danny. Here at P.E.T'E.M. Ghost and humans can stop fighting and learn why they hate each other."
"P.E.T'E.M.?" Danny asked, raising and eyebrow out of confusion.
"What? It's clever!" Jazz protested "Dad? It's your turn." Jazz gestured to her father.
The overweight, orange jumpsuit-ed parent stood up. "Hello. I'm Jack Fenton."
"Hello Jack Fenton." The group responded plainly
"In 1942, my father was scared by a ghost after his mother mis-stated a quote by the president. The foul ghost has horrible white hair and piercing green eyes. It flew through my father's bed and corrected the quote, thus effectively - ahem - emptying my father's bladder. Then when I was born, he always told me about that ghost and soon I swore to destroy the ghost that made my father wet his bed." Jack paused and he wiped an emotional tear from his eye. He raised his water glass up high and said "here's to you, Dad!"
Everyone look blankly at the strange tale of Jack. Jazz soon spoke up "ok, people. What can Jack do instead of hunting down the ghost that scared his dad?"
"He could untie me!" Vlad yelled as his struggled against the rope that kept him seated in the chair. If only I could use my powers, He thought to himself.
"Sure thing, Vladdie!" Jack got up to help his friend. Unfortunately, Jazz ran in front of him.
"P.E.T'E.M. isn't done with Uncle Vlad yet, so sit down!" Jazz yelled. Jack quickly retook his seat.
"You ok, Jack?" Maddie whispered to her husband
"No. Because she snapped at me." Jack replied
"Jazz," Danny said "You have hit a new level of weirdness. Congratulations."