Lloyd Webber is a music genius.
The tunes he writes are not to bad.
He's my favorite, you see,
So please humor me.
He's the best there's ever
Been so never, with a
Crazed fan disagree.
Masterpiece! Tell your nephew, tell your niece!
Masterpiece! Andrew gives us his newest compilation!
Masterpiece! They will never be deceased!
Masterpiece! Let his songs fill you up with jubilation!
Elaine Paige, Sandy Lam,
Fei Xiang — what a ham!
Helen Walsh, "Song and Dance"!
Watch the cast members prance.
Showtunes!
When I'm done, pick it up
At the video store and bring it home to watch.
Tony V. sings a hit.
Sophie V. whined a bit,
But, in all, it was good.
Paige sings Cats, as she should.
Showtunes!
Sing along, do a dance.
Watch it tens times or more. It's better still than Scotch.
Masterpiece! Better still than Für Elise!
Masterpiece! Makes me feel like a pauper man on payday!
Masterpiece! And his reign will never cease!
Masterpiece! "Cats" and "Phantom" have taken over Broadway!
What a night! What a crowd!
Made him glad, made him proud
When they received him so well.
It was great you can tell!
Webber!
He's the man! He's the best!
He was waiting so long. Now I can breath at last.
It was great. It was cool.
Tony will make you drool.
Songs from tons of the shows.
Songs you love, songs you know.
Webber!
What a joy! What a show!
I love every song! It was a masterpiece.
Here it is without Sarah Brightman,
A frightening thought at first,
But then you hear "Take That Look Off Your
Face", come with a burst.
It sounds so nice, you'll want to watch it twice,
No matter what the day or time.
Haters, what are you opposed to?
Doesn't matter, I can only hope
You will be charged with a crime.
Masterpiece! Better still than Für Elise!
Masterpiece! Makes me feel like a pauper man on payday!
Masterpiece! And his reign will never cease!
Masterpiece! "Cats" and "Phantom" have taken over Broadway!
Masterpiece! Tell your nephew, tell your niece!
Masterpiece! Andrew gives us his newest compilation!
Masterpiece! They will never be deceased!
Masterpiece! Let his songs fill you up with jubilation!
The tunes he writes are not to bad.
He's my favorite, you see,
So please humor me.
He's the best there's ever
Been so never, with a
Crazed fan disagree.
Masterpiece! Tell your nephew, tell your niece!
Masterpiece! Andrew gives us his newest compilation!
Masterpiece! They will never be deceased!
Masterpiece! Let his songs fill you up with jubilation!
Elaine Paige, Sandy Lam,
Fei Xiang — what a ham!
Helen Walsh, "Song and Dance"!
Watch the cast members prance.
Showtunes!
When I'm done, pick it up
At the video store and bring it home to watch.
Tony V. sings a hit.
Sophie V. whined a bit,
But, in all, it was good.
Paige sings Cats, as she should.
Showtunes!
Sing along, do a dance.
Watch it tens times or more. It's better still than Scotch.
Masterpiece! Better still than Für Elise!
Masterpiece! Makes me feel like a pauper man on payday!
Masterpiece! And his reign will never cease!
Masterpiece! "Cats" and "Phantom" have taken over Broadway!
What a night! What a crowd!
Made him glad, made him proud
When they received him so well.
It was great you can tell!
Webber!
He's the man! He's the best!
He was waiting so long. Now I can breath at last.
It was great. It was cool.
Tony will make you drool.
Songs from tons of the shows.
Songs you love, songs you know.
Webber!
What a joy! What a show!
I love every song! It was a masterpiece.
Here it is without Sarah Brightman,
A frightening thought at first,
But then you hear "Take That Look Off Your
Face", come with a burst.
It sounds so nice, you'll want to watch it twice,
No matter what the day or time.
Haters, what are you opposed to?
Doesn't matter, I can only hope
You will be charged with a crime.
Masterpiece! Better still than Für Elise!
Masterpiece! Makes me feel like a pauper man on payday!
Masterpiece! And his reign will never cease!
Masterpiece! "Cats" and "Phantom" have taken over Broadway!
Masterpiece! Tell your nephew, tell your niece!
Masterpiece! Andrew gives us his newest compilation!
Masterpiece! They will never be deceased!
Masterpiece! Let his songs fill you up with jubilation!