I'm Ryuketsu. You may not know who I am, but I am important. I am Perry's swawesome friend! Who loves his other dimension persona Platyborg! Don't tell anybody that or I'll pummel you into the ground and feed you to my friend's sharks.
Any who, I love fighting. I think you can tell. I have this sort of disliking to Perry's arch nemises, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, so I told Perry to take the day off. I'm gonna beat him down! Anyways, I think I may steal his tv, to. Mine is going bonkers, and his tv is off the hook, yo!
And yes, I just acted like a gangster. I think. I really don't know how they act, so I just thought…. Oh well. So now I'm going to his house, and I'm thinking, 'Traps? Those things are so easy to get out of with this guy the one making it. I then started humming the song:
Doofenshmirtz blah blah blah blah!
I know; NOT THE SONG! I really don't care what the song is, I just wanna win this blah blah fight! I stared up, craning my neck to see. "This buildng is tall, and he is at the very top. If he pushes any of the buttons while I'm in there to buy time, I'm going to kick his donkey. Yes, I said donkey. Now shut up nand wait till I'm there! We may become friends, you never know. I feel bad for Perry though, leaving him alone with Karrine, his biggest fan.
*Later*
"Hiya!" I cried, breaking the wall and already the trap. I practically didn't know it was a trap till Dr. Doof said, "How did you get out of my trap so fast. And broke it, you never were even in it!" I sweat dropped and shook my head. Wow, I don't even know what the trap is. This guy is a loser. Maybe I should help him….NAH! "I've come here to bring you to your doo- Oh, hang on. Getting a call." I picked up my phone. "Hello, I'm in the middle of something!" Karrine answered on the other side. "Zerois4evermine said not to kill him or bring him to his doom, remember~!" I sweat dropped again. I had forgotten. Doof looked confused and scared at the same time. "No, I forgot. Fine, I'll let him live." Doof looked positively perplexed and shook, panicking. Hey, I love that song! I-I-I hear them mumblin', I hear the cacklin'
I got 'em scared, shook, panickin'! Oh, I love Nicki's songs…
"Hello~? You forget about me?" Doof asked hopefully. "Me? Forget my enemy?" I grinned evily. "You don't know who you are dealing with, do you? Is this the thanks I get? Wow." I stepped forward and cracked my knuckles, Dr. Doof meeping.
*Later*
"That's what you get for the same thing evry time. And you call yourself evil? I can be evil if I want to be." I said, and watched as Doof watched his inator inplode, not a speck of fire flowing out. "Bye!" I called, and jum ped out the window, using my wings to fly back to the stupid O.W.C.A I mean, really? Owca. Wow. So, BORING! "How'd you do for your first fight with Doof?" Karrine asked me. "Great." I murmured, looking up at the building. "Just great." I said, a little bit louder, and the 2, Karrine and Perry, stared at me, Perry being nearly crushed. "What are you looking at? I should be the one staring at you2!" They quickly looked away and Perry tried harder to pull away, Karrine snuggling tighter, while I face palmed, chuckled, and shook my head.
I looked at my new TV, and lugged it to my house, drinking a frappe.