Kingdom Hearts
PARODY
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COMES
Tickle Me ANSEM
Retard Version 3.0
With 5 FUN PACKED PHRASES
Respose I
Ansem: This world has been connected. Tied to the darkness... soon to be completely eclipsed. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little.
"DAD, this talk is talking the crazy talk!'
"Son, why don't you check out the motion button for this response."
Ansem begins to laugh crazy and begins to strangle Little Billy.
"ACH!"
"Finally...quiet!"
Response 2
Ansem: It is futile. The Keyblade alone cannot seal the door to darkness. Kingdom Hearts! Fill me... with the power of darkness...
"Dad, my doll is molesting me!"
"Take it to your sister!"
Sisters Room
"ACH! DAD THATS THE 6TH TIME ITS TOUCHED ME!"
Ansem smiles.
Response 3
Ansem: Behold the endless abyss! Within lies the heart of all worlds: Kingdom Hearts! Look as hard as you are able; you'll not find even the smallest glimmer of light. From those dark depths are all hearts born... even yours.
"Nuh-uh, Dad told me that I came from a skank ho's tummy wummy and that the other kid was thrown out to the poor."
"WHAT DID YOUR DAD TELL YOU?"
"Nothin mama."
Response 4
Ansem: So, you have come this far and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness!
"DADDY, MY DOLL IS POPPING OUT MY LIGHTBULBS!"
"Tell him to pop out the one in the living room!"
"WHY?"
"SO MOMMY DOESN'T SEE WHAT THE BABYSITTERS DOING!"
"WHAT SHE DOING!"
"SUCKING AND SWALLOWING!"
Response 5
Ansem: All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it, grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came. You see, darkness is the heart's true essence.
"Nu-uh, that skank ho is gone!" Billy
"FO sure billy" Dad
"What was that william?" wife
"NOthing hunny!" Dad
5 FUN PACKED ACTIONS
Mode I
"DAD, MY DOLL IS STRANGLING ME!"
Falls
"DAMIIT BILLY, THATS THE FIFTH TIME DOWN THE STAIRS!"
Mode II
"MOM, BILLY'S DOLL IS PUNCHING ME! OH! NOT THERE!'
"JILL, I BETTER NOT FIND ANOTHER BRUISE DOWN THERE!"
Mode III
"BILLY, YOUR DOLL IS DOING THE DISHES FOR ME!'
"Dammit doll, you're only supposed to do that for me!'
"what was that billy"
"Nothing mama!"
Mode IV
Doll smiles creepy.
"Mom ITS NOT LAUGHING! NO! NO! IT'S CHUCKY'S REINCARNATION!"
Mode V
"DAD, MY DOLL IS CHASING ME! AHH CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING BEHIND IT! OH SHIT AHH, AHH, AHH!"
" I swear if you hit the wall one more time, or if you jump out the window one more time, YOU'LL BE LIVING IN THE CUPBOARD!"
"IT's MY DOLL!"
"That's as true as how honest and clean our babysister is."
"..."
BUY A TICKLE ME ANSEM, YOU'll BE SORRY!