Nepeta didn't ever expect to be sharing a room with her crush, Karkat Vantas. Then again, Karkat didn't expect to need to have his home remodeled. Of course, Karkat didn't expect a "Faygo experiment" from his "best friend" Gamzee to go horribly, horribly wrong.

But now here he was, setting down his bags in her living room and shooting her glance.

"Where am I staying?" he asked simply.

Nepeta frowned, remembering his distaste for her.

"Well... You can sleep here on the..."

Karkat gave her a look. No, not a look of anger, or disapproval, just a plain look. And she saw his eyes, gleaming slightly. How she longed to be his faithful little kitty... Why couldn't she be his kitty?

"I'll take the couch. It can be comfurtable too!"

Karkat rolled his eyes at the pun, and took his belongings upstairs.

"We're roommates now! Roomie!" she called out to him as he made his way up the staircase, grumbling to himself.

Nepeta really didn't mind the couch. She quickly made her temporary bed as comfurtable as possible, before lying down in it.

However, a thought suddenly crossed her mind. Karkat would be in HER room. What if he found something?

She doesn't let the thought linger, and decides to just slip into a little catnap, then check on Karkitty later.


Karkat made his way up the stairs to Nepeta's bedroom, and in minutes, made himself comfy. However, it just occurred to him whose room he was in. He glanced around. Nothing but pinkness, or light colors, or fluff everywhere.

And he didn't even wanna LOOK at the shipping wall.

He sighed in relaxation and took off his pants. He tried so very hard to hide his feelings for Nepeta. As now, his knob had gotten hard at the thought of her.

His tentacle-like appendage poked through his boxers, looking for attention. He rubbed the impressive, candy-red appendage slowly, feeling it squirm and twitch. He watched it curl with his fingers.

"Oooh, yeah..."

He liked Nepeta. He borderline loved Nepeta. He would just never tell her that though, and on occasion, Karkat found himself daydreaming of his little kitty friend, and all of the vile, dirty things he would do to that cat girl.

He slowly rubbed his appendage, feeling it curl in his fingers, enjoying the attention Karkat was giving himself. The rather large tentacle squirmed and reacted with his mind and his touch.

"Nepeta... fucking suck it..."

He imagined little kitty cat girl lapping and nipping at his cock like a red toy, sucking and playing with Karkat's cock. That would surely be something. Imagine a troll like Karkat with a matesprit like Nepeta. That would just be crazy.

He played with his cock for quite some time before deciding he wanted to finish himself off in her bed. Somehow the mere thought made his tentacle twitch with excitement. However, before he could do that, he wanted something to help him...

Glancing around the room, he found a spare kitten hat belonging to his feline friend. With a smirk, he quickly scrambled off the bed and picked it up, taking it back down with him on her bed.

He pressed the hat to his face and took in her scent, smelling her shampoo and her kitty smell. It smelled just like her. With his free hand, he began pumping his red tentacle faster, eliciting a moan that he was holding in. He took in another smell, feeling the soft fabric of the hat against his face, taking in Nepeta's smell as he stroked himself faster. He was feeling quite a bit of pleasure from this.

"Nyyeh... little kitty cat..." groaned Karkat. "Good girl..."

He was unable to contain himself, and after taking in more of her smell and stroking far enough, he let out a loud groan and chanted Nepeta's name into the warm air as he began shooting his cum, and splattered himself and Nepeta's hat in his wet warmth. He exhaled heavily as his fingers continued to pump his cock, and he kept on shooting his load.

He finally calmed down and stopped, looking at himself to see what the damage is. He was soaked, to say the least, and so was Nepeta's bed. But even more so, was dear little Nepeta's hat, now stained and splattered with Karkat's semen.

"Oh fuck... oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck..." he whispered to himself. How was he going to clean this mess up?

Carefully, that's how.


Nepeta was having a hard time cat-napping with her crush upstairs! Who knows how much sleep he's probably gotten already!

She took off her cat hat and gently placed it on a nearby coffee table, then walked over to her couch. Under the couch, she kept a blanket and pillow, which she pulled out. She also had a scratching post and other things, but she didn't need those right now.

She lie on the pillow and pulled the sheets over herself, yawning softly...

...

...Nope. Still no sleep.

She huffed and threw off her blanket. Karkitty was on her mind yet again.

Maybe she could make herself sleep if she relieved stress... Yes, that sounds like it could work out quite nicely.

She closed her eyes and stuck her hand into her panties.

"Oh Karkat... be gentle with your kitten..."

She began to rub herself, moving her hand semi-rapidly inside her underwear. Oh how she longed to have Karkat as her master. How she longed to see and stroke his appendage...

How many nights had she kept herself wide awake, dreaming of the day she could be his? The day that he would growl as he punished his bad kitty...

"Kaaarkitty... m-meeeoooww~..."

She prodded and rubbed her flower, sticking a delicate finger inside and wriggling it around. A soft moan escaped her delicate lips, and she closed her eyes harder, trying to picture Karkat.

"Oh master... You're so big...!" purred Nepeta. "Punish your kitty already! Destroy my flower~~!"

She blushed and went faster, smiling widely as she started to finger herself, meowing and purring as she gave herself pleasure.

After quite a few minutes of fingering and rubbing, she decided she needed something else to help her get off.

Something big.

She quickly scrambled to the ground and stuck her hand under the couch, pulling out a metallic box. She unlocked the latches and opened up the container, proudly displaying a vibrator.

The naughty kitten snickered to herself and lie back on the couch, holding the vibrator. It was quite big, and red, which reminded her of Karkat. It was also topped off with little kitty cat ears, and the other side was the part that she would be fucking herself with right now.

She quickly flicked on the machine and teased her pussy with it, the little toy whirring in her hand and vibrating.

"That's the ticket..." she whispered to herself.

She drew the toy around her puffy lips, prodding the inside only slightly before sticking it deep inside herself.

"Oh Karkitty...!" she gasped, fucking herself with her big red toy, thinking, in her mind, that it was her crush.

She panted softly as she began to hump and grind along with the vibrations, and squealed in pleasure every once in awhile. She always felt SO much pleasure when she imagined it was Karkat.

She exhaled and quickly breathed in air.

"Aaah... Karkitty..."

She shoved the vibrator deep inside and thrust it repeatedly in and out. She was close. She could sense it.

Not long after fetching her vibrator, she suddenly felt heavy waves of pleasure as she reached climax, and started moaning Karkat's name.

"Karkat~~! Oh my fucking... Karkaaaat~~~!"

She clenched her teeth to keep from waking him up with her moaning and groaning. She felt her hand get soaked, and blushed very heavily from her actions. She continued to convulse and shake, having a very powerful orgasm. She moaned and whispered to herself.

"Oh Jegus... Oh Karkitty...~"

She began to purr sensually as thoughts of him began to flood her mind. She sighed and removed the big red vibrator from her nether regions, and carefully put it back in the box, planning to wash it all at a later time.

"Oh my..."

Her hair was only slightly disheveled, thankfully. Nepeta giggled and blushed, half ashamed at what she just did, and half relieved.

She settled back down into her couch, pulling the cool, thin blanket over herself, and quickly drifted off to sleep, blissfully, with her head on the pillow.


Karkat had finished cleaning Nepeta's bed and hat. Except not really. He instead shoved the sheets and the hat out a nearby window and planning to take care of it, somehow, before she woke up. That was Future Karkat's problem.

For now, he decided to go downstairs. Half to see if she was awake, and half to get something to drink. But certainly not Faygo. He'd had enough of that shit for today.

He slowly opened the bedroom door and creeped down the steps, shooting a glance at Nepeta's couch. There she was, asleep, without her hat on. Karkat could hear her snoring softly, content and happy, and practically radiating. It made him smile. Good thing his friends weren't around to see it.

He crept over to Nepeta, and examined her. She was no doubt naked, but both fortunately and unfortunately for Karkat, she was wearing a blanket. She was fast asleep.

"So fucking cute..." whispered Karkat. "Sleep well, cat girl..."

He went into the kitchen and returned to the living room with a glass of water, finishing it before he returned. Nepeta was right there, and Karkat was just now realizing that he was naked.

He had planned on returning upstairs, yet this realization, and the fact that Nepeta was also naked, made Karkat's tentacle grow stiff.

"Not now...!" he said to himself. "Not fucking now...!"

But it was too late. The entire situation was enough to make him hard as a rock. His appendage sprang up again, ready for action.

"God dammit..." he said.

He grumbled and made his way back upstairs, finding the bathroom he was looking for.


Author's Note: This is my first Homestuck fic! Please leave a review detailing what you'd like to see, and what your thoughts are. Thank you~