Heyyyy! Welcome, welcome! So without rambling on and on, I'll give you a general idea of how this is going to work. As you can tell by the description, this is one of those "Get the characters to answer questions" fanfics. It's so much simpler because YOU GUYS give me the inspiration and ideas, and I get the characters to answer your questions. Like I said: simple. Now, here is the outline:
Your user (if you don't want your user shown feel free to PM me your question and I will just use anonymous)
Your question
Dialogue between me and the chosen character
To give you a feel, I'll use one of my questions.
Chapter 1: Link
Fi: Master, signs indicate that you will be live in exactly 15.87 seconds. The chosen warrior is Link.
Me: That's great, Fi. Thanks. Really. Thanks soooo much.
Fi: Master, I am humbled that you think such. Signs indicate you now have 12.53 seconds until you are live. I suggest you look professional.
Me: Why did I even hire you...?
Fi: Master, you hired me be-
Me: I know. Disclaimer, please.
Fi: Master, uploading requested line: All characters, except my Master, belong to Nintendo.
Asked by OkamiWolvesForever,
So, Link. What do you think about the name of the series, Legend of Zelda, when the actual "Legend" is more centered around you, as the main character, and not actually Zelda?
Link: Eh...
Me: Oh, right. Mute. I forgot. Okay. I can fix that... *Presses un-mute button*
Link: Woo! I can TALK now!
Me: Yes, now make use of that pretty voice of yours and ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Link: Oh, right. Sorry. Do you KNOW how hard it is to communicate when I can't talk? Anyway, getting off-topic here. Well, I think it's not HORRIBLE that Zelda's name gets to be on the logo, but I guess I do most of the work... Hey, she's royalty, right? Royalty comes first. Not some cute trainee who has epic battle skills and an awesome horse, right?
Me: Yeah, I guess you're right... Hey, the abbreviation would be LoL instead of LoZ. That would be a nice improvement, actually... Legend of Link. Hmm. Kinda nice ring to it. You dig?
Link: *shrug* It's fine I guess. Oh, the princess needs saving again? Well, I'm afraid I'll have to be on my way! *Whips out ocarina and plays Epona's Song*
Me: WAIT! YOU CAN'T BRING YOUR HORSE IN HERE!
*CRASH*
Link: *Hops on Epona and rides dramatically away as Epona's large stature knocks everything to the ground* Sorry about that! I'll fix it later!
Me: ... Fi, your Master requests you to clean up this place.
Fi: Of course, Master.
So that's how it's gonna work. Feel free to ask any question (as long as it's not super inappropriate. I WILL do ship questions, but only following this rule.) So yeah, request any question, any character from Hyrule Warriors, any time. I promise to answer all questions, also following the previous rule, but know that I will do one character per chapter, which means I'll probably end up changing some chapters to fit more questions in for that character. Hope you enjoyed and please, if you'd like, send me a question!
Fi: Master, we have two new reviews.
Me: *Immediately stops playing Hyrule Warriors* Say wha?
Fi: Sources show that two of your friends have posted questions. I suggest calling in the chosen warriors.
Me: Awesomesauce. I'll get to it, then. Who's the first question to?
To Link: How would you feel about being a ginger? (Or any other color?) Also, are you okay with all the website 'Link" jokes out there?
Me: Link? Gah... He better not bring that monster of a horse in here...
Fi: There is a 75% chance that he will bring Rupees to make up for the incident.
Me: Only 75%? Hmm. Isn't he rich or something? I expect AT LEAST a purple Rupee.
Link: Hey guys! I know I said I'd fix your place, but-
Me: SIT DOWN. You brought Rupees to make up for it, though, right?
Link: Um, yeah, actually I did...
Me: HAND THEM OVER.
Link: Okay okay, jeez! *Hands two orange Rupees*
Me: :O OHMIGOSH! TWO ORANGE RUPEES! I'M RICH!
Link: Oh, that? Puh-leaze. That's only, like, HALF of my allowance.
Me: *Jaw drops* DON'T TEMPT ME. Now, answer your question!
Link: Okay, fine. *Puts on glasses and reads* Ginger, huh...? Ginger. Wait, is this another comparison to Peter Pan?! But I HATE that guy!
Me: Hate is a powerful word! You're probably just jealous that he gets movies and everything. Plus his fairy isn't as annoying as Navi or Proxi.
Link: Did you bring me in here just to annoy me? That guy kicked my butt once when I was little. I tried swapping Navi for Tinker Bell...
Me: Okay... Well, um, answer the second part of the question.
Link: If I had to choose any other color, I think I would choose... Black. You know, like a greaser from The Outsiders. Now that would be cool.
Me: Would you keep your blue eyes?
Link: Definitely! I think they're my main attraction.
Me: Riiiight... Okay, well, what about the website question?
Link: Internet jokes? I can't say I hate them... but I don't necessarily like them, either. It's pretty awesome that it keeps Ganondork-er, Ganondorf, out of the internet, though.
Me: How so?
Link: There are too many "Links!" Haha!
Me: Hilarious. You can go now. And I had my assistant take your ocarina away from you. You can pick it up outside.
Link: You pickpocketed me? Wow, I'm ignorant...
Me: Yup. Now, take your leave.
Link: Fine. I need my ocarina anyway.
Me: Yay! Another chapter for LINK! And who doesn't love picking on a guy that wears a skirt? Okay, okay, it's a TUNIC... and then you see the pictures for Ocarina of Time. IT IS DEFINITELY A SKIRT. But anyway, because I'm feeling special, and because it's almost Valentine's day, I'm going to try to add intense humor without stepping over the line labeled "Past the K+ mark." This will all be done in a different chapter. I will try to make it worthwhile. ...This is starting to sound more like an author's note. THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT! I will start with this chapter. Thank you Zetra, by the way. And the lot of you who reviewed/asked a question. It keeps me entertained.
Fi: Master, your audience is getting bored with your endless conversation.
Me: SHUT UP AND KEEP DOWNLOADING! I do intend not to give up on that first question for Fi, Zetra. Although, Fi's calculations may be off. All in good time, my friend.
Fi: Master-
Me: NO! Now, someone find Link for me. He is needed. And not for saving Hyrule for once.
From Zetra:
Lets have Link find out what it's like to be shot from a cannon in a barrel! :D
(JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED! MWHAHAHA! XD)
Me: *Evil grinning* Link, where is your favorite place to be? Out of all of the places available in Hyrule Warriors.
Link: Um, I dunno, the Water Temple I guess.
Me: The Water Temple? Are you SERIOUS? They'd let you into clubs meant for 21 years and older if you said you beat the Water Temple. Free drinks as a bonus if you said you beat it without the Compass and Dungeon Map. So ya know what I say to that? WRONG! Try again.
Link: Ugh. Temple of Souls!
Me: You probably like admiring all those paintings of yourself, don't you. I bet it makes you feel extra special that they were all made by Cia.
Link: Cia?! Where! Hide me! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE PUNS ON THE MASTER SWORD!
Me: She is quite the stalker, isn't she? But don't worry. I've got the perfect place for you to hide. Come.
*Arriving at the Temple of Souls*
Me: Here. I got you a barrel. Cia will never even know you're here! You DO have good stealth skills, right?
Link: Well, if you count the incarnation of me in the WindWaker when I followed that girl around and made meowing noises when she suspected things, then yes. In fact, that whole era was designed on stealth.
Me: Good. Because I've brought in a VERY special guest with me today to help me with this chapter.
Tetra: Hey! Finally! Is it Link-chucking time?
Me: Yep! You DID bring a cannon with you, right?
Tetra: Yeah. Gonzo is taking forever to get it over here, though. HEY GONZO! HURRY IT UP!
Link: Link-chucking time...? That does NOT sound good. *Tries to walk away quietly*
Me: *Grabs Link by the scarf* You sound like a freaking bear when you walk. What happened to having an incarnation in an era where stealth is relevant? Or maybe your current incarnation is blessed with the power of not sleeping. Farore should have stuck with stealth. I don't think even the goddesses could control your sleeping habits, though. Oh, and not to mention your weird battle cries that basically tells the enemy EXACTLY where you are.
Link: Can you please stop criticizing me?
Tetra: This is fun. Want me to take over?
Me: Nah. I still have more... plans. Don't worry, Link. I've got a special chapter coming that is committed to Valentine's Day. You will all be receiving a special present from me.
Link: Presents?! Are they cookies?! Or maybe a new fairy! Or maybe a more appropriate outfit for the Great Fairy and Cia! Or maybe-
Me: Do I look like a genie in a bottle to you?!
Link: ...
Me: Tetra, get that cannon ready.
Tetra: All set!
Me: Alright Link, in ya go.
Link: Wait, what?
Me: I don't have time for this! *shoves Link into barrel* Fire it, Tetra! Make it a shot to remember!
Tetra: *fires cannon*
Me: *watches where it lands* Um, Tetra? Do you have a telescope, by any chance?
Tetra: *gulp* Yeah... *hands it to me*
Me: He is sooooo gonna kill us.
And do you know where Link landed? Well, let's just say Cia was minding her own business, painting the gazillionth portrait of her sexy Hero, when all of the sudden...
CRASH! Paint everywhere. All over Cia, all over the walls, and splattered over her nearly finished painting.
Cia: My painting...! VOOOOOLLLLLGGGAAAAA! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY DRAGON WHEN I'M-
Link: Huh..? *sees Cia staring at him* Um... meow?
It soon turned into a game of hide-and-go-seek tag.
Meanwhile...
Tetra: I GOT POPCORN REFILLS!
Me and the rest of the Hyrule Warriors Cast (except for Ruto): WOO!
Ruto: That should be ME up there! LINK! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME!
Me: *has most fantabulous idea ever*
Cia was soon joined by Ruto. That was a spectacle that no one would ever forget. The sight of those two fighting was enough to make Link forget about his fears and settle down with some popcorn and 3-D glasses.
Me: Wow, we've got so many questions for Link. Guess he's the real star of the show, huh?
From: GrayishGirl:
Hey Link, how does it feel to be the only trainee with a name?
Link: The only one? Well, there are a few that I know. Remember the guy I was fighting in the beginning? His name was Fred.
Me: Fred. *raises eyebrow*
Link: Yeah, Fred! And then the two guys who yelled after me when I had that amazing decision to go save the world? Their names were Joe and Matt.
Me: Yeah, okay. Sounds to me like you're just trying to cover up for them.
Link: Ummm... okay, you got me. Hey, I was just trying to be nice for once, okay? Not really. Darunia dared me to do it.
Me: Why do you keep doing dares? Pick truth for once! Just... whatever. Seriously, how does it feel to be the only recognized trainee, huh?
Link: Well, unfortunately, it makes me the most popular guy out there. Everywhere I go, it's like: Hey Link! and I'll buy us a drink! Come on! and OHMYGOSH IT'S LINK! SOMEBODY GET THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE! AND ROSES TO THROW OVER HIS HEAD WHEN HE WALKS BY! FORM A PATH FOR HIM, GUYS!
Me: Well that sure sounds entertaining.
Link: Yeah, but that's not it! On the battlefield, it's like: AH! I'VE BEEN HIT! and then they see me and they're like: IT'S LINK! HE'LL SAVE ME! and then the people who are like: Oh, hey Link! So after this super dangerous battle, want to get a drink with me? I mean, it's not like there's a 75% chance that I'm gonna die or anything. and then when Fi comes and confirms that they're actually going to die, they're like: Oh, well that's too bad. Why not give my Rupees to that guy over there and he'll buy a drink for ya?
Me: Wooooow. That's great!
Link: NO IT'S NOT! First of all, people are DYING, and expect me to save them and then there's nothing I can do and they just DIE. Do you know how much that hurts the soul? Second, if I die out there, everyone will just be like: LINK FAILED! Okay, someone find the next hero. I'd lose my reputation!
Me: Link. Listen to me. You're not gonna die, mkay? You NEVER die. And even if you do, you're automatically revived. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, MAN! Besides, you wouldn't want Princess Zelda thinking that you're a failure, now, do ya?
Link: NO! She doesn't seriously believe that, does she? DOES SHE? PLEASE SAY NO!
Me: No, jeez, calm down! And jeez, stop blushing. Your face is like, cherry red. Get a hold of yourself, buddy! Don't make me get Princess Zelda so she can slap you!
Link: Okay! Sorry! Don't bring Zelda here. She can't see me like this!
Me: Alright! I won't. Sheesh. You can go now. Go... do whatever it is you do with Princess Zelda or something.
Link: Okay, thanks! Seriously, thanks for the words of encouragement.
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Link: I'm going, I'm going!