Ruto Moves In!!!
We find our hero after saving Hyrule and having a childhood of some sort. He thinks his troubles are gone until he opens his door to his own abode.
Link turned his doorknob and took a step in expecting to relax when, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Ruto turned. "Surprise, I MOVED IN!!!" But, to Ruto's surprise, Link was on the ground not moving.
Finally, Link got up and noticed his heart meter half drained. Link said, "Look what you did! I had a minor heart attack!"
Ruto just smiled, unaware of her fiancé's disgust. "So you're excited as well? Good! I figured since we're engaged we should live together forever and ever!"
Link started twitching. "B-b-but I thought that you thought a sage and a Hero of time shouldn't be together!"
Once again Ruto just beamed. "I quit my day job. So we COULD be together! I was thinking of being a stay at home mother."
Link thought about the last statement and realized the meaning. "Um, excuse me?"
Ruto once again ignored his tone and took it as love. "See, that's the other part…"
"AHHHHHHHH!" Link jumped out of his happy home, or not so happy home, and tried to make a run for it.
Meanwhile;
Mido gulped nervously and smoothed his hair down while making his way over to Saria. "Sooooo- Saria… how's it going?" said Mido, trying to act cool-.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Link running by the two Kokiri village children underneath the house. "Hurry back!" they heard Ruto call from the love nest. Link ran for his life! What could he do? He still couldn't believe that she still remembered the engagement. It wasn't even a real engagement. He just needed that stone so he could open the temple of time door, defeat Ganondorf, save the princess, (well you know the rest.)
Back in the treehouse:
Ruto was so happy at how excited Link was to share a house with her. Well, she wasn't used to this house, but it will have to do until they are married. Then, they can live in the Zora Temple! Although, rearranging the house would have to happen as soon as possible. She began to throw out some useless junk. An old boomerang, garbage. A mask from Thr Happy Mask shop, garbage. A letter from Zelda, WHAT???
"A letter from Zelda?! Well he won't need that anymore." Ruto said to herself. And with that, she began to tear up the letter, until it began to look like millions of flakes of snow. Ruto smiled to herself. Link loves me, he wouldn't want a crummy piece of paper from Zelda anyway. Ruto began to sort through his old trunk.
"Ooh! What pretty gauntlets!"
Under the treehouse:
Saria was very worried. "We must get rid of Ruto for Link!"
Mido began to beam. "We?! Of course, we shall get rid of Ruto for him. If it will help Link. I care for him like a brother." Mido was obviously just trying to impress Saria, he had no care for Link what so ever.
Saria didn't notice. "Let's go!" and with that, the two ran off to the Deku Tree for some help.
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Authors' Note:
Ms. Indecisive- Heheh Link, such a ladies man. What will he do next with his roommate? Will Zelda ever find out? Will Mido ever get his girl? Will there be a Dark Link and Malon pairing? (Dark Link's my shadow boy.) Check for more updates!
Slinky Master- Well- what can I say? Ruto's gone mad… nothing else *nudge nudge* or is there?! (dramatic music) BUH BUD BUH BAAAAH!
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