This story is basically just for my amusment, So, I'll update it whenever i have free time.
Roy Mustang's Infallible Book of Pick Up Lines.
Line 1.
Colonel Roy Mustang entered his usual bar on a Monday night. The start of his week had been awful, but he hoped it would get better tonight. He chose his usual seat, the one where it was easiest to subtly check out the bar's customers.
Much to Roy's delight, a gorgeous woman with chocolate hair and deep green eyes, took a seat just one barstool away from him. During the time of Roy's first drink, he finds that she has no wedding or engagement ring, and by her conversation with the barman, isn't waiting for anyone.
Roy decides to make his move. He gets up from his stool, pays the barman and approaches her subtly. He then stands behind the woman and puts his hand at the collar of her shirt and checks the tag on it, which says the name of some designer he doesn't care about.
"Excuse me?" The woman asks, turning to face Roy.
He glances obviously at the tag and smiles charmingly. "Yep, I was right. 'Made in Heaven'."
Line 2.
Roy gets off his train, glad to finally be back in Central and spots the incredible looking woman he had spotted on the train. Grabbing his bag, he makes sure to walk in her direction and then 'accidently' bumps into her.
"I'm sor..." He begins, but drifts off when he looks at her face, as if he's just seen the most beautiful woman in the world. He stares at her for a second, then smiles. "You wouldn't happen to have the time would you?" He asks.
The woman nodds and tells him.
"8:25? So today is April 12, 1914, at 8:25 PM. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams." He says, staring at her. She smiles.
Okay, that's the first two. REVIEWS will make me love you ^.0 ~Little-Miss