Hi. : Just wanted to write something before the Story started. :D

WARNING!:: STORY MAY CONTAIN BORDERLINE CRACK. AND SAKE. AND MEAN NAMES FOR KIDS. AND RANDOMNESS ALL AROUND. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME! :D

OTHER WARNING: NO ACTUAL NURSERY RHYME YET. D:

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto a fact that gives me a sad face. If only I did….. I also don't own any nursery rhymes, if I did, I would be old or dead, maybe. All I own are some crutches!

As part of her Hokage duties, Lady Tsunade had PR duty. It consisted of reading to the little kids. It would be…interesting to say the least.

"Alright brats, Listen up! Get in a circle around this chair." Lady Tsunade barked. She could really use a drink right now. Too bad Shizune wouldn't let her bring any sake. She would think of a way to sneak some in next week. That's right, the Great Lady Hokage had to do this every week once a week for a whole….month!

Oh well, she would find a way to make it through. Too bad kids just aren't her thing.

"Hmm, now what to read?" Tsunade looked around. "Ninja History? No, too boring. Coloring Techniques? Too..simple. Crazy Bart's Flailing Arms? Ummmm, too weird. Kinda random actually."

Tsunade looked at the little snotty faces. (Well, they were snotty to her.)

"Hmm, I'll ask the little boogers what they want me to read! Man, I am brilliant." She thought with a grin.

"So, what would you lovely little children like me to read?" Tsunade put on her sweetest smile.

"Crazy Bart! Crazy Bart!" One kid yelled. "I especially like the flailing arms!"

Tsunade sweat dropped and ignored him. She looked for other requests. She spotted a little brown-eyed girl with braided pigtails.

"How about you, girl? Any requests?"

The girl spoke with a soft voice. "Yes, Can you tell us some nursery rhymes?" The girl immediately looked down, like she was ashamed of her request.

"That's a brilliant idea! Why didn't I think of that?" Tsunade mentally kicked herself.
Out loud, "Of course I can! I think I will start off with 'Pop Goes the Itachi' I don't think it's a nursery rhyme, but, it'll work."

"Yay!" All the kids cheered.
Except for the little boy, "Aww man, I wanted Crazy Bart."

PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER:

"Um, that's not how it goes, Miss Lady Hokage Tsunade." All the kids looked confused. Who is Sasuke? Who is Itachi? Why was Itachi running? What is a 'glee'? Why did Itachi get stabbed?
All these questions and more ran through the poor little kids heads. They were completely and utterly confused.

"Well, if you can do SO much better, then YOU tell me how it goes." Tsunade demanded.

"Oh, oh, choose me Lady Miss! Choose me!"
It was the boy who loved Crazy Bart. His name is Bushido and he, my dear friends, loved him some Crazy Bart. Loved to the point of obsession.