Disclaimer: i dont own Mai hime but I so want to own it... in my dreams
Auburn wavy hair with curly fringe, flawless white skin that seems soft and fragile at the same time, she has this elegant posture that makes me think she's from a royal bloodline, that mysterious smile that look as if it wants to make me smile as well and these red piercing eyes that seem to captivate you whenever you stare at them for too long. Only thing bothering me is, she's currently on top of me with a bewildered expression probably mirroring mine.
Before all that, let me introduce myself first. I am Kuga Natsuki. Second year college student in Garderobe University taking up Mechanical Engineering. I work part-time in a car shop, namely the Blue Wolves, and my favourite food is Mayo-chan. Yes I call mayonnaise Mayo-chan because it is the single best food in the world next to Mai's food but it wouldn't taste as great without Mayo-chan… Don't tell that to Mai cause she'll stop cooking dinner for me if she knew…
Anyways, back to the crimson eyed beauty on top of me. You probably think that if she's that beautiful then I'm the luckiest person in the whole world didn't you? Wrong! What you didn't know that this awesomely beautiful person perched on top of me is actually Fujino Shizuru, most notorious flirt here in Tokyo University since her first year of college along with her popular cronies and what's more surprising is that she's the same year as me! How did we get into that promising position? Well, it all started this morning when…
FLASHBACK
"Wake up! Stupid mutt, we're going to be late for the first day of school!" Nao yelled beside my ears, which resulted to me jumping out of the bed and on the floor urging the painful ringing in my ears to stop by cupping my hands on them. And of course Nao was laughing her ass of. Well, not until Mai whack her with a huge paper fan that came out of nowhere.
"Stop goofing off and get your asses ready for school already!" Mai said sternly as she walk off towards the kitchen and just stopping to remind us that breakfast is on the table. Ha! Take that stupid spider! I thought as I got up and went through my hell hole of things I called closet, Nao was rubbing her head glaring at the kitchen where Mai was.
"Stupid bi-polar Mai and her stupid fan." She said
"I heard that! Don't make me whack you again with my 'stupid fan'" Mai yelled from the kitchen. Nao's eyes suddenly got bigger before she sighed in defeat and just got herself in the kitchen and started eating her breakfast. Said 'stupid bi-polar friend' of ours has sharp sense of hearing. Rofl.
After I dressed myself with a plain royal blue fitted t-shirt with a kanji of ' wolf' at the front and jeans that has rips on the knee area, I walk in the kitchen finding the usual scene of the morning. Nao texting someone, probably one of her many boyfriends or girlfriends, with one of her many cellphones and Mai was reading the morning newspaper that she probably bought at the nearby 24/7 supermart. I sat myself at one of the vacant sits and got a piece of toast that I spread mayonnaise on it. A lot of it.
Nao look at my toast and cringed, "Hope you die young with that heart attack bomb you're eating there mutt."
"Want me to attack your heart instead spider?" i said after I swallowed my food full of mayo.
"No thanks, you're not my type." Nao said with a smirk on her face. I growled at her.
"Who says anything about dating you?"
"Says the one who'll burst my heart with her corniness and for lack of a better description for her, Queen Motorhead."
"Psshh, so says the one who hang herself in trees almost everyday, avoiding her bedmates."
"Touché Kuga, but I wonder who would be running to school if I'll wreck that sorry motorbike of yours?"
"You wouldn't…" I said as I gave my best Kuga death glare to Nao. Unfortunately this doesn't work when it comes to Nao. Just great.
"I swear to god if you fu-"
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
Pain coming from my head started to twinge.
"Will both of you just shut up and eat before we get any later? I don't want to hear anymore insults coming from the both of you especially early in the morning and no more swearing" Mai said while pointing the once morning newspaper into a harisen towards us.
"No fair! Why do I have to be hit twice?" I complained while easing the pain from head. Honestly, were there even bricks in that thing? It felt like more than just a newspaper that hit us.
"Aren't you listening? That's because you almost swear mutt." Nao grind at me
"Keyword there is almost…ALMOST!" I put my hands in the air to give emphasize on my point.
"Just finish your food Natsuki before were late…or better yet, I'm going ahead. I'm meeting with Mikoto because this is her first day at college. Can't you believe it?" Mai said excitedly as she got up from her place and put on her red jacket. Nao too got up from her chair and made her way towards Mai.
"Wait for me. I'm coming with you Mai." Nao said
I roled my eyes, I forgot that Mai is meeting her girlfriend, who I might add is one year younger than us but still cool I guess, and knowing Nao, she'll go girlfriend/boyfriend hunting again.
"Good luck with your girlfriends or boyfriends and don't do PDA." I said nonchalantly as I bite another piece of toast again and this time, twice the amount of Mayo-chan added. And knowing my two friends even though I'm not looking at them, Mai would have that blush on her face and Nao has that big grin on her spidery face.
Mai put on a disgusted face and shook her head,"Baka! Mikoto and I aren't like that."
I roled again my eyes, fearing if I don't shut my mouth they won't leave soon enough. Nao saw the action and got the message instantly, "Are we going or not?"
Mai sighed before she hurriedly walks out of our apartment and down to the building's garage. Nao followed suit but returned, "Oh and I busted your bike when I was parking my car yesterday. Don't bother to take revenge on my car cause I already paid the Blue Wolves to fix the dent meaning, you'll get to fix it anyway. Bye bye."
"NAO!"
And because Nao was stupid enough to wreck my poor bike, not enough to ruin the whole thing but I dare not ride my Ducati, my most favourite thing ever to exist in this world, when it looks like it was squashed to a wall. Our wall in fact. Thank you Nao, may you be fucked by a huge elephant instead of those poor innocent sheep you called sexmates.
Now I have to run to school like there is an effin fire on my pants and probably a pack of huge wolves are chasing me. Is this some kind of punishment for eating too much Mayo? Damn you Nao, did I curse Nao enough? Probably not.
When I finally reached the school, I was breathing pretty hard. I mean who would run a whole kilometre under a few minutes? And I have to run on the rooftops like an idiot just to reach the school with 10 minutes to spare. Horay me! What the fuck? Did I just said that? I sounded like that stupid girl in that teenage show in Disney Chanel…What's the name of the show again Sweet life of Buk and Cloudy (1)?
I briskly walk towards the Engineering Department where most of my classes are held when I saw an incoming crowd coming my way. There are two things I hate having morning classes. One, I hate waking up so early in the morning and two, I hate the morning crowd a.k.a. S.E. a.k.a Shizuru-sama's Enthusiasts. Pfft, right, way to make the words 'obsessed fans' prettier.
As I look back, I didn't realize that the usual crowd was even thrice as large as before. What the fuck? Is every one becoming stupider to praise a woman some sort of god or am I just stupid? Scratch the latter one, that's degrading myself already.
As I round the corner, still looking at the crowd hoping to see Fujino, maybe debating how on earth she'll get out of that humongous over crowded living mass of bodies, a body collided with mine. In additional to that, I suddenly slip on something that made me fall on my back while I instinctively pulled the person with me.
I somehow closed my eyes during the process and kinda felt something soft touch my lips. When I opened them, I saw said soft thing was her lips on top of mine. She opened her crimson eyes slowly and I can clearly see the astonishment in her eyes. Shocked eyes but still beautiful, damn I can stare at them for all eternity if I have to if it wasn't for the obviously loud gasp that jolted me awake from her hypnotizing eyes and made me sat up suddenly and push myself away from her.
END OF FLASHBACK
That concludes my recollection, ladies and gentlemen. I was about to demand an explanation and an apology when the most angelic voice that I have ever heard came from the woman beside me.
"Ara, it seems like we've been caught."
Ame Ryuokami: whoot! finished my first ever fanfict!...
Natsuki: pfft. says the person who always forgets to upload her work
Ame Ryuokami: meh. It's because I didn't finished any of them or I lost them... damn ancient computer!
Natsuki: ah so it's the computer's fault then?
Ame Ryuokami: yep
Shizuru: (brings out her naginata) Ara, trash should remain as trash don't you think Ame-han?
Natsuki: 0,o ( Shizuru was here? Damn she's so hot!)
Ame Ryuokami: No! Not my baby!
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