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Twisted Fantasy

"I'd like to be taken off guard duty." The Melancholy Espada said to his Lord, "her spirit is too hard to break." Aizen looked down at Ulquiorra and questioned him, "too hard, what do you suggest then?" Ulquiorra thought for a moment, "someone a little rougher but still smart enough to know what not to do." It had become clear as to who he had in mind, "you mean someone like Szayel?" Ulquiorra became silent for a while before continuing, "Yes, that's of course if you approve."

"We'll try it for a day if we see positive results then I'll put him on permanently."

"Thank you for your time," Ulquiorra bowed and began marching to Szayel's lab in order to inform the Octava.

In just a few moments Ulquiorra was at Szayel's door gently rapping on Szayel's chamber door.

Inside of the lab Szayel heard a bit of tapping as if someone gently rapping, rapping at his chamber door. "Tis a visitor rapping at my chamber door, just a visitor rapping at my chamber door only this and nothing more." Szayel smiled and headed towards the door smiling, "quote the raven, nevermore."

Slowly the door slid open and the darkness of the lab faded as the light from the hall poured in. Szayel's eyes adjusted and saw Ulquiorra standing there alone. "I never see you around here, Ulquiorra," Ulquiorra's expression remained the same; "you're taking my guard duty." Szayel suddenly became very interested in what Ulquiorra was saying, "You mean I'm in charge of the human girl?"

"Yes, please hurry she'll need a bit of company before her food is ready." The two Espada began walking to Orihime's chambers, Ulquiorra walked ahead of Szayel while Szayel memorized the directions from his lab to her room. "She is a bit emotional so try not to be too harsh with her and don't kill her that's the number one rule." Szayel took some notes on his clipboard, "do NOT kill." Whether he had tried to annoy Ulquiorra or not was unknown, but Ulquiorra was annoyed to have his instructions repeated.

"This is it; if you have any more questions concerning the girl just come to me, or ask her which ever you see fit." Ulquiorra left Szayel at the door, with a moment of hesitation Szayel knocked on the door and asked to come in. There was no answer, "are you okay in there?" Still there was no answer, so Szayel decided to just come in. Szayel opened the door and peaked, "are you in here?" The first thing that caught Szayel's attention was the girl sitting on the couch looking at him with her tearing eyes, she looked so innocent.

He gave her a gentle smile but his thoughts were anything but gentle. "She's going to be fun to break," is what he thought.

"You're not Ulquiorra, where is her?" Szayel bowed, "my name is Szayel Aporro Granz and I will be taking over Ulquiorra's guard duties." Orihime wiped her tears and realized how rude she had been, "I'm sorry I didn't ask for your name first, mine is Orihime Inoue." Her comment surprised him, "She apologized to the enemy…about being rude?" He then smiled and waved his hand, "don't worry about it, it's understandable."

The Espada looked strange to Orihime, his pink hair and golden amber eyes. As well as that smile it looked comforting but there was clearly something wrong with him. Soon Szayel walked towards her and took a seat on the couch next to her. Szayel observed her features, soft skin, shiny hair, beautiful eyes, delicate, and ample bosoms. "You're quite a woman aren't you, Orihime?" She blushed and looked away, "Ulquiorra's right, she is emotional I better take it up a notch."

Szayel gently grabbed Orihime's chin with his thumb and forefinger and made her look into his eyes. "Such a beautiful woman like you deserves to be treated like a queen." Orihime blushed as she looked at Szayel's eyes. "I'm not really a woman; I'm only sixteen," Szayel grinned, "so young and so fresh." He let go of her chin and began running his fingers through her hair, they ran through it easily without getting tangled. "I like your hair Orihime, it reminds me of summer."

Orihime wondered why Szayel was so nice to her, Ulquiorra was nothing like that. "I like you hair to Szayel, you look really pretty." "She thinks I'm…pretty? Me a vicious arrancar who could rip her face off in an instant. She's even more innocent than I thought." He grinned and rested his head on her lap; he looked up and saw her heaving chest as well as her smiling face. "Am I making your time here more enjoyable, Orihime?"

Orihime smiled and nodded, "yes, thank you Szayel."

"This is going to be fun."

An hour past and for the first time Orihime had actually eaten her food. Szayel was even kind enough to eat some of it with her, "enjoy the meal, Orihime?" She smiled and nodded; Szayel kissed her cheek and walked out with the food kart, "see ya tomorrow."

"Enjoying yourself?" As soon as Szayel closed the door he heard Ulquiorra's words. "Yes I am I have no idea why you'd give up taking care of her." It became clear to Ulquiorra that Szayel was up to something. "If you kill her or hurt her in any way, I'll personally make your death a slow one." The sudden death threat surprised Szayel, "you're not the type to say things like that; that's usually Nnoitra's thing, why are you so concerned for the human, Ulquiorra?" Without a word Ulquiorra walked away giving Szayel a taste of his rietsu.

"By the way today I opened the door for you; you'll need this to get in." Ulquiorra tossed Szayel an old fashioned key, "lock the door before you leave." Szayel stared at the key while he pondered, "Ulquiorra has feelings for the human?" His grin grew wider as he locked the door and headed back to his lab, "I'll visit her tonight."

End of Chapter

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Omake

Szayel: I wonder if anyone thinks I'm OOC, no impossible that's just the way I am. I act friendly and when you least expect it, I'll destroy you.

Ulquiorra: I'm not OOC either; I didn't say anything that I wouldn't say.

Szayel: You said that if I did anything to her then you'd kill me

Ulquiorra: I just want to kill you

Szayel: And fuck her brains out

Ulquiorra: (Unsheathes sword) you must die

Szayel: Whoops Orihime calling me (leaves)

Ulquiorra: Why is she calling him? I'm here to.

Now that's OOC