A/N: My friend, Pioneer Pipe, posted a challenge on her website. Since I am, the daring person that I am, Idecided it would be fun to try. Here it is!!
[Oh, and it's a spoof, so some things might not make too much sense]
Challenge
A Zelda Story. This story [doesn't matter the amount
written just the quiality] must include the following:
Someone kissing a Goron Someone must say "Luke, I am your father." The phrase "Inteligence is a rare gift for people. Unfortunately I never managed to get the hang of it." Has to be used. A Guard must let the Castle Town entrance fall over his head. [death may be chosen or not] The Zora King must call Princess Ruto for some 'important buisness.' Someone must evesdrop that conversation. Gerudo Christmas Caroler's must sing throught Hyrule. The Master Sword must be stolen by someone. [Anyone may be chosen]. There has to be a breif kiss between two people of the same gender. [doesn't matter which] Title must only have 4 letters.Good Luck Challenger .. and May the Force be with you!!!!!
Fire
It was Christmas in Hyrule and Nabooru had gathered other Gerudos and gone to the market to sing Jingle Bells. Link and Zelda were hearing the romantic Christmas song. Suddenly somebody sceamed,
"The Master Sword it's gone."
Zelda and Link ran to the Temple of Time and only saw a shadow with a round head. They said "Talon is sleep walking again." So they ran to the ranch to get to Talon and saw Ingo kissing a Goron. Ewww, they thought. Malon was runing naked! What the?! The world's gone mad. Malon then gave Zelda a peck in the mouth and the Gerudos started screaming "The sword! It's killed a rabbit."
Link and Zelda ran and saw Talon was not the one with the Master Sword.
So they said "Zoras!" and ran to Zora's Domain where the Zora King was chating with Ruto about a 'special meeting' with Miaku. Link screamed. Ruto looked back and saw nothing and Link said "Who the hell is Miaku?" Link and Zelda ran to the castle when they saw a Goron with the Master Sword cutting the chains of the market entrance where a guard was passing by. The guard said "I want to die" and let the gate fall on him.
When Zelda and Link pulled up the gate the soldier was flat but not dead and he said "The current time is 16:35"
Zelda and Link ran behind the Goron and yelled, "Hey Goron! Stop!" the Goron gave the Master Sword to Darunia.
Link said "Brother give the Master Sword"
Dartunia said "No! No way! It's my turn to play as the Hero of Time!" Darunia's grandnephew Luke ran to Darunia and said, "Granpi say it!"
Darunia said, "Ok! Luke I am your father!"
Luke ran to Link and hit him saying "Luke I am your father!" and singing, "Hey Luke! Heahahahahah, meeeee IIIII ammm your fath fath fah fa father yeah"
Link turned back to Darunia and said, The Master Sword!"
Darunia quickly said "Inteligence is a rare gift for people. Unfortunately I never managed to get the hang of it." Link laughed but kept saying "The Master Sword."
Finally, Darunia said, "I can't because I have to fight evil! I have to kill the aliens from Kreiluketitus."
"What in earth is that!?" said Link.
Darunia said, "It's the alien form of saying Jupitanius or Uranus my anus, no, no, Uranus! it's Uranus! Ok? Ok?
"Yeah, so kill them and put the sword back!"
"Ok ok bye."
And so Link and Zelda went back to the castle to have a nice Christmas in their home.
The End
A/N: What did you think? She'll be mad at me when she sees this. That or she'll laugh... Anyways .. what do YOU think??? Review!!!
This is my first fic!! So please!! Review!!
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