Play Dead
Drabble.
P/T
G
3/1 2002
**
Holodeck.
"Tom, *this* Klingon program is acually quite good."
"Plain *good* or realistic?"
"Somewhere in the middle of those two."
"Ah, I´ll have to try again then."
"Shouldn´t you try your food?"
"I´m not in the mood for the Klingon kitchen right now. Besides, I always loose my appetite when a male Klingon warrior is heading straight towards me."
Big Klingon appears.
"My name is Mur´Akh. Human, fight for your mate."
"Look, Mur´Akh, I´m notcapable to fight you right now. You see, I haven´t eaten anything tonight and - "
Suop´s over Tom. Tom licks his fingers.
"Not so bad, acually. There I missed something."
"Eat later. First, fight me - "
B´Elanna hits Mur´Ak´s head with chair.
"Thanks, I was really in trouble for a second or two."
"You could have shutted down the program."
"Cowardly."
"Did you really mean that you think the suop´s good?"
"When the aftertaste kicks in, it´s not so tasty anymore. "
"I thought so. Do you know what to do the next time a Klingon warrior challenges you?"
"Bring a phaser rifle."
"Play dead."
"Does *every* Klingon warrior count?"
"With me, you don´t *dare* to play dead!"
"No, since it´s your tip, you´ll see through it."
T/P leaves deck.
Drabble.
P/T
G
3/1 2002
**
Holodeck.
"Tom, *this* Klingon program is acually quite good."
"Plain *good* or realistic?"
"Somewhere in the middle of those two."
"Ah, I´ll have to try again then."
"Shouldn´t you try your food?"
"I´m not in the mood for the Klingon kitchen right now. Besides, I always loose my appetite when a male Klingon warrior is heading straight towards me."
Big Klingon appears.
"My name is Mur´Akh. Human, fight for your mate."
"Look, Mur´Akh, I´m notcapable to fight you right now. You see, I haven´t eaten anything tonight and - "
Suop´s over Tom. Tom licks his fingers.
"Not so bad, acually. There I missed something."
"Eat later. First, fight me - "
B´Elanna hits Mur´Ak´s head with chair.
"Thanks, I was really in trouble for a second or two."
"You could have shutted down the program."
"Cowardly."
"Did you really mean that you think the suop´s good?"
"When the aftertaste kicks in, it´s not so tasty anymore. "
"I thought so. Do you know what to do the next time a Klingon warrior challenges you?"
"Bring a phaser rifle."
"Play dead."
"Does *every* Klingon warrior count?"
"With me, you don´t *dare* to play dead!"
"No, since it´s your tip, you´ll see through it."
T/P leaves deck.