A/N: I really have no idea where this idea came from but I thought it was funny so I wrote it down. I'm on a Donnie kick right now. Giving Raphie a break. 2003verse btw.
The Shredder:
By: LOSTrocker
It had come down to them: Donatello and his worst enemy. The Shredder. He'd played with him and his brothers long enough. It was time to take care of him once and for all. Don let out a victory cry and charged at his enemy. Then let him have it with his bo staff.
"What the shell?" Raph asked, waking up in his bed.
The sound of banging caused the turtles to come out from their corners of the den. Raph, out of his room, Mikey away from his video game station, and Leo out of the dojo. They all gathered at Donnie's station. They saw his brother wacking something to death.
"Dude, what is with all the noise?" Mikey asked. "I'm havin' a hard time concentratin' here."
Raph laughed. "You have a hard time concentratin' on anything."
"Hey, Space Invaders 4 is freakin' hard man!" Mikey whinned. "I've had that game for like ever and I still can't beat ithey use big words Mikey?" Raph continued to tease. "I told ya you shout jest stick to those Disney games, they're meant for gamers 4 and under."
Mikey went to charge his brother but Leo stopped him by pulling him back by the arm. "Enough." warned Leo. He turned back to Donnie. "What's going on Donnie?"
"I'm taking care of the shredder." was his reply.
At that his brothers pulled out their weapons. "The Shredder is here?" Leo asked. "Why didn't you tell us?"
Donnie laughed and shook his head. "No, not that Shredder, this shredder." Donnie revealed the now broken appliance on the floor.
The turtles put away their weapons. "Geez Don," Raph groaned. "Give a guy a heart attack why dontja."
"Sorry,
but it had to be done." Donnie made known. "That thing has
been
giving me enough trouble."
"You couldn't fix it?" Mikey asked.
"I tried but the shredder had a mind of its own, I couldn't do anything about it." Donnie informed him.
"So, genius what are you going to do if you need to shred something?" Raph asked.
Donnie smiled
and turned to Leo. "If Leo's katanas are good enough
for
decapation, I figure they're good enough to take care of a few
pieces of paper."
Fin.