Tenchi in: Halo
By: M
(Disclaimer: I'm binged on Halo...I've been playing Halo with my friends for the past 15 hours, so I figured I'd write this.)
I set out to make a story. Not a pretty one.
The Master Chief dodged another bullet as it whizzed by his head and hit the passenger in the seat next to him. He was driving along in a warthog, dodging plasma shots coming from the covenant dropship overhead.
"Damnit gunner," He yelled, "Shoot the fucking thing down!"
The gunner in the backseat started shooting the chain gun toward the enemy dropship as it left off more and more reinforcements.
Ghosts sped across the landscape behind them. The passenger gripped his rocket launcher in one hand and his massive gaping wound in the other hand.
The master chief popped open a bio-foam and sprayed it on the wound.
The Warthog shook when a ghost crashed into the back, making the gunner lose his balance and fall off.
He was dead before he hit the ground, holes all over his body from the plasma shots.
The master chief stopped the warthog and stepped out.
"Give me your launcher." Master Chief said.
"Don't be a hero, we have to get out of here!" Cortana said.
The passenger handed the chief his rocket launcher.
The ghosts were about 40 yards away when the master chief steadied the launcher and pointed it at the two enemies.
Tenchi was planting carrots.
Tenchi looked up.
"Did you hear that Ryoko?"
Ryoko, laying on a cherry blossom branch closeby, looked at Tenchi.
"Hear what?"
"It sounded like an explosion."
"I didn't hear anything."
"It's probably Washu doing another one of her experiments."
"Most likely."
Washu looked at her calculations again.
"These can't be right."
Washu was working on her dimensional cannon, and was trying to teleport an asteroid flying by the solar system come into her lab.
"Washu!" Mihoshi yelled, "It's time for lunch!"
"Ok, I'll be right there, go away."
"What are you doing Washu?" Mihoshi asked, coming to the console she was working at.
"Nothing...go away"
"Well I heard you say something wasn't right."
"Everything's alright."
"Will this help?" Mihoshi asked, pressing a button on the console.
"What are you doing? Get the hell out of my lab!" Washu yelled.
The dimensional cannon fired.
The Master Chief looked down at his kill.
"Bastards." He muttered. He looked over at his passenger, and saw that he was dead.
"This just gets better and better." Master Chief said to Cortana.
"Chief, I'm reading a large amount of energy coming towards us."
The Master Chief looked up.
"Brace yourself!" He yelled.
Until next time,
Peace,
~M
By: M
(Disclaimer: I'm binged on Halo...I've been playing Halo with my friends for the past 15 hours, so I figured I'd write this.)
I set out to make a story. Not a pretty one.
The Master Chief dodged another bullet as it whizzed by his head and hit the passenger in the seat next to him. He was driving along in a warthog, dodging plasma shots coming from the covenant dropship overhead.
"Damnit gunner," He yelled, "Shoot the fucking thing down!"
The gunner in the backseat started shooting the chain gun toward the enemy dropship as it left off more and more reinforcements.
Ghosts sped across the landscape behind them. The passenger gripped his rocket launcher in one hand and his massive gaping wound in the other hand.
The master chief popped open a bio-foam and sprayed it on the wound.
The Warthog shook when a ghost crashed into the back, making the gunner lose his balance and fall off.
He was dead before he hit the ground, holes all over his body from the plasma shots.
The master chief stopped the warthog and stepped out.
"Give me your launcher." Master Chief said.
"Don't be a hero, we have to get out of here!" Cortana said.
The passenger handed the chief his rocket launcher.
The ghosts were about 40 yards away when the master chief steadied the launcher and pointed it at the two enemies.
Tenchi was planting carrots.
Tenchi looked up.
"Did you hear that Ryoko?"
Ryoko, laying on a cherry blossom branch closeby, looked at Tenchi.
"Hear what?"
"It sounded like an explosion."
"I didn't hear anything."
"It's probably Washu doing another one of her experiments."
"Most likely."
Washu looked at her calculations again.
"These can't be right."
Washu was working on her dimensional cannon, and was trying to teleport an asteroid flying by the solar system come into her lab.
"Washu!" Mihoshi yelled, "It's time for lunch!"
"Ok, I'll be right there, go away."
"What are you doing Washu?" Mihoshi asked, coming to the console she was working at.
"Nothing...go away"
"Well I heard you say something wasn't right."
"Everything's alright."
"Will this help?" Mihoshi asked, pressing a button on the console.
"What are you doing? Get the hell out of my lab!" Washu yelled.
The dimensional cannon fired.
The Master Chief looked down at his kill.
"Bastards." He muttered. He looked over at his passenger, and saw that he was dead.
"This just gets better and better." Master Chief said to Cortana.
"Chief, I'm reading a large amount of energy coming towards us."
The Master Chief looked up.
"Brace yourself!" He yelled.
Until next time,
Peace,
~M
