EMPOV
This was a day I would never forget. The day we ALL got in an argument. It was so friggin HILARIOUS. It all started with monkeys and Ghostbusters.
"EMMETT CULLEN?!" Rose shouted down the stairs. I just sitting here thinking What the crap did I do now? "Coming Rose!" I walked up the stairs slowly, I didn't like it when I was in trouble with Rosalie, it hurts me. No literally! She pokes me and slaps me and junk. She's so abusive! But I love her anyway.
When I got upstairs she was waiting. As always when I'm in trouble. Which is often if you haven't noticed yet. Which I guess you have. Okay I'm gonna stop yammering now. So when I got upstairs she had a look on her face, or should I say THE look. Rose grabbed my arm and pull me through the door of our bedroom and slammed it. oh crap, oh crap, what the freak did I do?!
"Emmett…" she started walking over to the dresser where her iPod sat. oh crap I remember now! Crap I forgot!! "would you mind telling me why all of my pictures on my iPod are erased and replaced with pictures of monkeys and the Ghostbusters hmmm…?"
"Rose honey...there is a perfect explanation for this." I said trying to rack my brain for why I did it. HECK I WAS BORED!! And I like the Ghostbusters. And monkeys! There so cute and adorable and I've always wanted one and….
"EM?!" she snapped breaking my thoughts about monkeys. I need to stop this yammering thing…that's a bad habit I need to break…
"Emmett Cullen!" Rose said again impatiently, running a hand through her long, beautiful, golden blonde hair.
"I know this is going to sound crazy honey, but I did it to save your life!"
"What? What are you talking about?" she stared at me blankly. I loved when she looked at me all confused -like.
"Yup to save your life. See your other pictures where threatening and I saved you! Because…" I stammered, " when your in trouble…Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!"
That was bogus, who's gonna believe that crap right? Her eyes were devilish, from gold to black with fury. oh crap, here comes the screams.
"EMMETT! WHAT KIND OF CRAP ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?!DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I WAS GOING TO BELIEVE THAT STORY FOR ONE MINUTE?" God she was hot when she was angry.
"Rose, please calm down your scaring me!" I shuddered away and back into the wall. She came up on me in a flash.
"Calm down? CALM DOWN?I'LL CALM DOWN WHEN I'M OLD!"
"Technically, Rose, your 97." Crap I shouldn't have said that. She started poking at me and jabbing at me. See, ABUSIVE!
"DON'T YOU TELL ME MY AGE!"
"OW, ROSE I'M…!"
"YOU JERK! DON'T TELL ME WHEN TO CALM…"
"OW!"
"…DOWN! YOU GOT THAT?"
"YES!OW!" She finally stopped. About time! I thought she was gonna poke through my chest. I caught her waist while she was walking away and pulled her close to me. I leaned my forehead on hers.
"Rosalie, I'm so sorry and I'll never do it again." I kissed her forehead and smiled. She wound her arms around my neck.
"Don't give me that. You'll do it again and you know it Mister."
"Yeah I might," I laughed, "But this time, it won't be your iPod." she looked at me horrified and went to go hide her cell phone. I laughed at her until I heard the front door slam. Alice and Jasper must be home. Oh fun. Then I heard Alice yell "JASPER HOW COULD YOU?!" Not another fight.