This is going to be really fun to write. Comments and requests are appreciated.

I own warriors as much as I have a chance of owning the north pole (oh, look a penguin).

Chapter 1: Firepaw singlehandedly dooms Thunderclan

Firepaw was looking at a round twoleg food thing that smelled delicious, with his head tilted. Hm, I wonder what it is, he thought. He was hunting when he had smelled it, it didn't look poisonous but he didn't want anything to do with twolegs so he was reluctant to go near it. He was about to poke it with his claw when Ravenpaw came out of the bushes holding a mouse.

" Did you find any…." he trailed off looking at the round thing with big eyes, " That's a cookie." Ravenpaw looked at the thing hungrily, his mouth hanging open.

" Oh, so that's what it is," Firepaw said completely oblivious to the greedy looks Ravenpaw was sending in the cookies direction, " I don't want it, you can have it." with that he continued on hunting.

Firepaw was walking into camp carrying is catch when the noise of yelling reached his ears. Is the camp being attacked?, he races in the camp expecting to see enemy warriors not Tigerclaw running from an insane looking Ravenpaw covered in twigs and berries.

Maybe that cookie thing was poisonous, he thought watching as Ravenpaw chased all the warriors out of the warriors den then start singing at the top of his lungs. He crouched down and tried to cover his ears, if he never heard Ravenpaw singing again it would be too soon.

Firepaw was still trying to stop his ears from ringing when Graypaw walked up to him and said something. He shook his head trying to clear it.

" What?" He asked looking at Ravenpaw who was now jumping up and down trying pretending to be a bird while most of the warriors were hiding in the medicine cat den.

" I said, why is Ravenpaw acting so crazy?"

" Oh, I gave him a cookie."

" You did WHAT?!" Graypaw looked at him with wide eyes then looked up at the sky and whispered, "Great Starclan not again." They both turned around when they heard a strangled screech.

" You gave him a whole cookie?!" Sandpaw said swaying on her feet. Next to her Dustpaw collapsed onto the ground in a dead faint.

" The last time he had a cookie we had to move the camp. We couldn't set foot in Thunderclan territory for a whole moon till the sugar warded off." She said starting to hyperventilate.

" That actually happened? Graypaw you there?" He waved his paw in front of his friends eyes, which were staring at the camp wall glassily, " This is not going to end well is it."