Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto so Stop asking me for money dammit.
I decided to make this so I could place all of my ideas somewhere where they won't die. I'll probably never write most of these, but people are free to take them as long as they post their intent in a review or PM me.
Summery: Sakura didn't realize she had switched places with a reality where Naruto's status as the container was common knowledge and The Uchiha massacre never happened. NaruSaku in both universes. genre: Humor/Romance
"Move it Naruto, I want to sit next to Sasuke" A young pink haired girl yelled at the short whiskered Blonde sitting in the way of her crush.
She was so focused on Naruto that she didn't notice everyone looking at her like she was insane. Naruto was shocked at her guts, but regained his composure and smirked.
"Why don't you make me? Pink bitch." he spat
The entire room suddenly felt like it had dropped 60 degrees and Naruto suddenly felt a bit of fear. He was so shocked by the girl's guts he had no time to react to her assult.
"DIE PAINFULLY!"
She grabbed a fistful of hair and slammed his face into his desk, splintering the poor furniture, before flinging him out the window headfirst into the tree outside.
She moved next to Sasuke and stared at him with hearts in her eyes, oblivious to the shock in everybody's eyes.
Iruka dragged an unconscious Naruto into the classroom. He was glad someone had finally stood up to the boy, but wished it hadn't been done so violently. He looked at his class, the obvious question in his eyes as half the class pointed at the pink haired girl flirting with a frighted Uchiha.
He was surprised at that, Sakura had been one of the ones who had been especially scared of the boy. She seemed to have gained some courage, and by the state of the desk and the tree outside, strength as well.
He told the now conscious Naruto to return to his seat and started on getting the classes into their teams. He would have to discus the damages with Sakura after class. The tree could be replanted, but the fence it had fallen on and the desk she had broken with Naruto's face needed replacement.
Naruto stared at the girl who had suddenly lost her fear of him. It both confused and fascinated the container.
He felt happy when she was put on his team, and her reaction made him even happier. She had expressed disappointment instead of the fear the Uchiha had shown, which would have upset a normal person, but Naruto wasn't normal.
This would have to stop though Naruto thought. If he encouraged this girl, more might follow and get enough courage to dispose of him. The thought of making the girl fear him made his heart clench in pain, and decided that maybe he would confront the girl in a different way.
In the formally canon universe
Naruto stared at the girl he liked as he entered the classroom, and felt a little worried by her behavior. Sakura suddenly looked frightened of something. If Naruto had been more observant he would have noticed the girl sneaking fearful glances at him, but since it was naruto no such thing happened. He sat right next to the girl, and looked at the paling girl worried.
Naruto decided that maybe a smile would make her feel better. He tapped the frightend girl on the shoulder and as she turned to face him, He gave her the widest grin he could muster. The poor girl promptly fainted from fear.
As Naruto tried frantically to revive his crush, everyone else was doing their best to keep straight faces. Except for Ino, who promptly burst out laughing after Sakura hit the floor.
AN: Had this idea and decided to write a prologue for it. Decided to make this a place for all my ideas that i get so others can try their hand at them. This one I'm beginning to write, but you're still free to try this idea yourself.
People who are writing this one: I have decided to write this one