Fungi

by A Penguin Named Jim

Artemis learns the joys of fungi whilst poor Holly is left alone once again, second best to whatever phenomenon Artemis is discovering that day.

Fungi

Holly was walking past the bathroom one day when she heard inside:

"Yes my precious!"

She opened the door and saw Artemis sitting in the dark, bending over a basin.

"Ak!" he yelled.

"Go away! Go away! Go away! I'm growing my precious fungi and they die when exposed to light!"