I ain't never had a duel like that (No!)
Never have I played a card so fast (No!)
You can play a spell, counter it with a trap,
But you duel it, duel it
You're duelin it well
I ain't never had a duel like that (No!)
Never have I played a card so fast (No!)
You can play a spell, counter it with a trap,
But you duel it, duel it
You're duelin it well
...
The music stops and the crowd cheers as a girl wearing a basic sleeveless gothic lolita dress, purple and black striped socks, and black 3 inched heeled Mary Janes walks up oto the stage while putting on a golden scarf with the Eye of Wadjet on the center. Her hair was black with yellow bangs, and her eyes were a cute shade of pink.
Yumi: Hiya! Hoped you liked our song parody, which is also oour theme! Welcome to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Torture Cham- I mean, Yu-Gi-Oh! Truth or Dare! I'm your temporar your hostess, Yumi Ryuzaki. My Hikari should be here soon. She's busy trying to fix something. Anyway, this truth or dare involves ALL of the Yu-Gi-Oh! characters! From Duel Monsters to Bonds Beyond Time, everyone's fair game! *snaps fingers*
The ENTIRE Yu-Gi-Oh! casts (DM, GX, 5D's, & BBT) appears, all with confused looks, except for Jaden, Yugi & Yusei, who seem happy to see eachother.
Yumi: Welcome to your nightmare! I'm am your hostes, Yumi!
?: And I'm her Hikari, Ahkesenemun. Pleased to meet you all.
A woman who looks like a older version of Yumi enters wearing a strapless black tube top, blue skinny jeans, and goth hooker boots. About half the guys get nosebleeds due to her Triple D size bust. She also had a scarf on that was exactly identical to Yumi's.
Yumi: Did you have to dress that way?
Hikari: Nope. But it's fun torturing the guys. Can't have what they want~
Mokuba: Seto, where are we?
Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba. Where are we?
Yumi: Hell. No big whoop.
Everyone gulps.
Yumi: I said it wasn't a big whoop! UGH! Anyway, let's lay down the rules, shall we?
Hikari: Indeed. *gets a piece of paper from her back pocket*
1: Anyone on stage is FAIR GAME.
2: We have a variety of rooms here for either torture or fun. They are as follows:
Punishment Room - For basic punishments. Also, it's connected with another truth or dare, so people will be busting in.
Gender Bender Room - Gender Bender dares.
Mystery Closet - Even I have no clue what's going to happen in there...
Make-Out Closet - For those who want to have a private make-out session~
Sound Proof Rooms - For the more "mature" sessions... Hehehe...
Artillery Room - Every weapon known to man, machine, monster, and time-traveling screwheads (Yusei snickers) are in there.
Chocolate Room - Dare Yumi to go in here if you want hilarious shit/mass murder to happen.
Acid Pit - For quick and painless deaths/suicides.
Fan Girl Pit - For slow and painful deaths.
Hater Pit - This needs no explanation.
Trap Door - If you go through it willingly, you teleport. If someone pulls the lever, you die. Simple as that.
3: Any time travel dares will be pinned on Paradox or Yusei. NO EXCEPTIONS.
4: The Authoriss and her buddies tend to stop by once in a while. Tick either of them off, you're screwed beyond belief... sometimes literally.
5: Some of our friends will make appearances once in a while. Be on the lookout for them.
6: Any questions directed to me or Yumi about our pasts will be answered.
7: And lastly, have fun!
Hikari cripples up the paper and tosses it into the Acid Pit. The crowd cheers, while the YGO cast either screams in horror or gulps in fear.
Yumi: I hope you all will send in some good stuff!
Hikari: Yumi, did you forget I came prepared? *holds up another list, everyone winces*
Yumi: YAY! Let's her them!
So, I finally get to torture somebody... HA!
Dares:
Bakura: Remember me? Your caring, twin sister who wanted nothing more than to rule the kingdom of Amen Ra in peace, but you killed me and sacrificed me in order to get what you wanted? Yeah... I'm still alive... AND READY TO (EFF)ING KILL YOU!
Ryou: I like you, so you're spared from me killing you... for now.
Atem: Bet you don't remember me. If you do, we got something to settle.
Truths:
Yusei: Thoughts on being in the same place as your father?
Hakase: Thoughts on being in the same place as your son?
Said Fudos: Glad to see eachother again?
Mokuba: How many times has Kaiba screwed the rules?
Bakura: *eyes widen* Oh shi-
Hikari: DIE YOU SON OF A-
(CENSORED)
Everyone's jaws have dropped. Yumi giggles.
Joey: You... you...
Tea: YOU KILLED BAKURA!
Hikari: So? There's no true deaths here! *snaps fingers*
Bakura is healed. He then sits up.
Bakura: How am I alive?
Chazz: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Hikari & Yumi: By screwing the rules. ^_^
Kaiba: *smirks* I like you two already.
Atem: Of course I remember you! I'm not forgetful!
Hikari: Then we have a score to settle! I CHALLENGE THEE TO A CARD GAME!
Crowd: ON MOTORCYCLES!
Everyone but the 5D's cast bursts out laughing.
Crow: That's sick, man!
Hikari: Who gives a crap? Anyway, NEXT!
Yusei: My dad's not-
Hakase: My son's not-
They noticed that they are standing next to eachother, scream happily, and hug eachother.
Crowd: Aww...
Yumi: COGSHIPPING! *faints*
Hikari: Again with this?
Both Fudos: ^_^
Mokuba: About as many times as I get kidnapped in a week.
Yugi: Which is...?
Mokuba: About 8,674 times.
All: O_O
Yumi: How do you get rescued?
Mokuba: No clue. I learned how to escape, so it's not so bad.
Joey: You're a horrible brother, Kaiba!
Kaiba: What's that say about your Abridged Self then?
Joey: ...NYEH! *anime fall*
Kaiba: Exactly. *bad-ass pose*
Hikari: Ok then... Well, let's just see if we get any more reveiwers.
Yumi: Hopefully we do!
Both: LATER!