In parody of 'I'm like a bird' by Nelly Furtado
You're big and fat, that's for sure. You're big nose always sways. You're hairy, but it's not for sure, that your eating habits will change. Though your ivory is rare, and your calls are true....
you're a pachyderm, I watch your large trunk sway. Under your skin is where your soul is, and over there is where your home is.
you're a pachyderm, I watch your large trunk sway. Under your skin is where your soul is, and over there is where your home is.
Your trust in me brings me to tears, 'cause ivory poachers have hunted for years. And it pains me so much to smell your feces rotting like hell... and some of your species are rare, but your eyes look true.
You're a pachyderm, I watch your large trunk sway. Under your skin is where your soul is, and over there is where your home is.
you're a pachyderm, I watch your large trunk sway. Under your skin is where your soul is, and over there is where your home is.
And when it's time to say good-bye, oh... it makes me want to cry, so tell me that you love me. Each and every single day, I know I will eventually see you again, and though my heart is away, our special bond will be true. But I'm so scared, that they may find you.
You're my special pachyderm... I like how big your soul is, and I wish I could join you in where your home is.
You're a pachyderm, I watch your large trunk sway. Under your skin is where your soul is, and over there is where your home is.
You're beautiful, and I know this for sure. Just so beautiful... and that's for sure.
You're big and fat, that's for sure. You're big nose always sways. You're hairy, but it's not for sure, that your eating habits will change. Though your ivory is rare, and your calls are true....
you're a pachyderm, I watch your large trunk sway. Under your skin is where your soul is, and over there is where your home is.
you're a pachyderm, I watch your large trunk sway. Under your skin is where your soul is, and over there is where your home is.
Your trust in me brings me to tears, 'cause ivory poachers have hunted for years. And it pains me so much to smell your feces rotting like hell... and some of your species are rare, but your eyes look true.
You're a pachyderm, I watch your large trunk sway. Under your skin is where your soul is, and over there is where your home is.
you're a pachyderm, I watch your large trunk sway. Under your skin is where your soul is, and over there is where your home is.
And when it's time to say good-bye, oh... it makes me want to cry, so tell me that you love me. Each and every single day, I know I will eventually see you again, and though my heart is away, our special bond will be true. But I'm so scared, that they may find you.
You're my special pachyderm... I like how big your soul is, and I wish I could join you in where your home is.
You're a pachyderm, I watch your large trunk sway. Under your skin is where your soul is, and over there is where your home is.
You're beautiful, and I know this for sure. Just so beautiful... and that's for sure.